It's a fan thing!

More jokes lol

One a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?

About nine and three quarters.

How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. It is the only thing they are good for.

Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?

Because he was cursing in class!

How do you know if someone's a pureblood?

Don't worry they'll let you know.

What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?

Why so Sirius?

Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook?

Cause he only has followers, not friends

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

Why does Sirius Black have so many girlfriends?

Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!

Why did Harry Potter cross the road?

No reason, but someone will write fan fiction about it.

Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?

With Dementos.

What do you call a potterhead on a horse?

Harry Trotter.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra?

Cause your drop dead gorgeous.

Hermoine: I'm going to bed.
Draco: Can I Slytherin?

Voldemort: Why so sirius?
Sirius Black: Why so nosy?

Ron: Hi I'm Ron Weasley
Harry: Your sister will bear my children.

*hey guys! I love weird joke like this! I hope to do something hunger gamesy soon. If you have any good joke or things please leave a comment! Vote and share love you. Elizabeth