Recently I had an issue with someone whomst has been trying to steal my identity, so I'm blasting all my media to make sure people don't get the wrong impression of me.why? because they've been stealing my NSFW art and spreading it around and muddying my name by role playing as my OCs in a cringe like manner, I also had them intercept and attempt to steal my commissions. They've also made a YouTube in my namesake too.
Reminder:
Unless the account is listed here in my social media, it doesn't belong to me! please don't enable them by subscribing, following, etc. their stolen content
Twitter: https://twitter.com/BipolarYandere
Furaffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/atrayussleepypaws/
Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/bipolargothie
Discord: I won't give my new one out - inbox me if you want it. I'll see if I trust you enough to add you.
Playstation Network (I have a ps4):
InsomniacWaifu
Ight you have my links now, so a smol message to send to y'all. I didn't make the song, but the lyrics are by me. lmao.
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Guccii please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Guccii please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.Y'all act like you never seen a yandere and mental illness writer before
Jaws all on the floor like the CIA just burst in the door
And started enacting wattpad policies worse than before
They first were made, throwin' me over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
They're not making a parody of what I think they are, did they?"
And the poser said, nothing, you idiots!
The poser is white walled, he's locked in internet jail (ha ha!)
Social justice warriors love GucciiGuacomole
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Guacomole, I'm sick of them
Look at them, walkin' around, grabbin' their big popular books
Flippin' off the posers, " "Yeah, but they're so popular though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in some peoples' life styles
Sometimes I wanna get on wattpad and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for some of these writers to write full on lemons
"My name is on your lips, name is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little fame
And that's the message that I deliver to my followers
And expect them not to subscribe to these posers
Of course they're gonna know what a lemon is
By the time they hit 4 stories
They've got yaoi and other fan fictions, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but simps—well, some of us, weirdos
Who cut other people down like vultures
But if we can write all these crazy stories and make all these fictional plots
Then there's no reason that Guccii can't write their own stories
But if you feel like I feel, I can write these stories anyways
Readers, wave your follow buttons, read my stories, and this parody goesI'm GucciiGuacomole, yes I'm the real Guacamole
All you other posers are just imitating
So won't the real GucciiGuacamole please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm GucciiGuacamole, yes I'm the real Guacamole
All you other Guccii posers are just imitating
So won't the real Guacamole please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? Guacamole don't gotta plagiarize in their stories to get readers
Well, I don't either, so send me a follow and they'll send you one too
You think I give a dang about a wattpad award?
Half of you critics can't even stomach my work, let alone stand me
"But Guacamole, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you readers could just lie to get me there?
So you can put my work here next to these cringe authors who write about kids shows and Hitler?
Dang, some lesser known authors better switch me spots in that award show
So I can sit next to Lemon writers and Fluff writers
And argue over who wrote the over done lemon first
Little jerk imposed me on YouTube and Discord
"Yeah, I made their art, but I think I don't remember how to draw, hee-hee."
I should download their media links on my wattpad
And show the whole world how they stole Guacamole's art
I'm sick of you elitist girl and boy groups on Discord
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to eliminate your thievery
And there's thousands of followers who love me
Who write like me, who just don't give a dang like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite authors like me'Cause I'm Guacamole, yes I'm the real Guacamole
All you other Guacamoles are just imitating
So won't the real Guacamole please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Guacamole, yes I'm the real Guacamole
All you other Guacamoles are just imitating
So won't the real Guacamole please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only writin'
Things you have in your head with your favorite characters
The only difference is I got the talent to write it for y'all
And I don't gotta hide or force myself to write things at all
I just get on the keyboard and type it
And whether you like to admit it, I just nail it
Better than 90% of you posers out there can
Then you wonder: "How can
People type up these stories like Guacamole?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 90
I'll be the only person in the nursing home writing
Typing up more stories like they're nothing at all
And I'm typing, but this whole request list ain't working at all
And every single person is a Guacamole lurking
They could be working at Burger King, making your onion rings
Or at the cosplay gatherings saying "NICCEEEE!"
With their cosplays on showing up to group events
So will the real Guacamole stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be a fan-fiction freak
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I'm Guacamole, yes I'm the real Guacamole
All you other Guacamoles are just imitating
So won't the real Guacamole please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm GucciiGuacamole, yes I'm the real Guacamole
All you other Guacamoles are just imitating
So won't the real Guacamole please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Guacamole, yes I'm the real Guacamole
All you other Guacamoles are just imitating
So won't the real Guacamole please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Guacamole, yes I'm the real Guacamole
All you other Guacamoles are just imitating
So won't the real Guacamole please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?Ha ha, I guess there's a GucciiGuacamole in all of us
Screw it, let's all stand up!
YOU ARE READING
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