JoJo hamon and standos

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This is where I sum up stands how I see them, let me know if I miss one! I'll update as I think about them. SWEAR and NSFW references WARNING! I don't intend on insulting anyone with these, they're made for fun. les begin.

Part 1 and 2 -
Hamon reminds me of a wanna be lightsaber.

Part 3 -
Star Platinum (Jotaro) - Edgy all-might from my hero but more silent and more asshole.

Hierophant Green (Noriaki) - artistic tentacle hentai.

Silver Chariot (Polnareff) - Supa fast knight that can switch people out of their bodies.

Emperor (Hol Horse) - Shooty mcshooterton boi.

The Fool (Iggy) - Transformers but under budget.

Tohth (Boingo) - Fortune telling for dweebs.

Khnum (Oingo) - Cosplaying for dummies 101.

Justice (Enya) - Thriller but not.

Cream (Vanilla Ice) - My depression void with homing powers.

Atum (Terence T. D' Arby) - twitch version of grim reaper.

Osiris (Daniel J. D'Arby) - Jumanji for gambling losers.

Horus (Pet Shop) - Let it go but animal version. 

Hermit Purple (Joseph Joestar) -  Plant hentai with thorns.

Bastet (Mariah) - Simp attraction. 

Sun (Arabia Fats) - Heat stroke and illusions.

Sethan (Alessi) - Reverse time machine.

Muhammad Avdol (Magician's Red) - Fire chicken.

High Priestess (Midler) - Nanobots with rocks.

Cameo (Judgement) - Make a wish foundation scam.

Anubis (Chaka) - Self aware cursed sword.

Geb (N'Doul) - Tremors movie but instead of giant worm things it's water.

Empress (Nena) - Master of puppets but blood.

Ebony Devil (Devo) - Voodoo. 

Strength (Forever) - Titanic but it loves itself too much.

Lovers (Steely Dan) - Plankton from spongebob got his brain control bot back!

The hanged man (J. Geil) - Man in the mirror by Michael Jackson with blades.

Tenore Sax (Kenny G.) - Schizophrenia for beginners. 

Wheel of Fortune (ZZ) - Transformers at half the cost and add bullets of gas.

Death Thirteen (mannish boy) - Freddy Kruger but more deadly.

 

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