Random Percy Jackson Stuff

It's Beauty and the Beast, only Camp Half Blood

Takes place at beginning of TLT before the quest is issued.

Annabeth:

Little camp, it's a with a very big forest
Every day like the one before.
Little camp full of very short people, waking up to say

Travis:
WAKE UP!

Connor:
YEAH IDIOTS!

Clarisse:
GET UP PUNKS!

Annabeth:
There goes the hot boy with his sass like always
He's very ugly yes it's true
Every morning just the same,
Since the morning that we came,
To this small but also big camp

Grover:
Good Morning Annabeth!

Annabeth:
Good morning Grover. Have you lost something
again?

Grover:
Well, I believe I have.
I think it's my reed pipes
Oh well, I'll ask Percy if he's seen them later
Where are you off to?

Annabeth
To return this book to Malcom
It's about two gods in fair New York

Grover:
Sounds boring.

Stoll Twins:
Look there she goes
Let's steal her wallet, no question

Demeter Cabin:
Never part of any crowd.
'Cause her knife is always out

Ares Cabin
She can kill anyone she wants, except for us (duh, punks)

Will:
Bonjour!

Kayla:
Good day!

Will:
How are your patients?

Silena:
Bonjour!

Beckendorf:
Good day!

Silena:
How is my boyfriend?

Random Camper
I need six camp shirts!

Camp Store Clerk:
That's too expensive!

Annabeth
There must be more than this very loud camp.

Chiron
Ah! If it isn't the only bookworm in camp!
So, where did you run off to this week?

Annabeth:
My entire cabin is bookworms
And I went to Hogwarts with Hermione
Have you got any new places to go?

Chiron
I'm afraid not...
But you may re-read any of the old ones that you'd like.

Annabeth:
Thank you. Your library makes our small camp in the world feel big.

Chiron:
Bye dear!

Annabeth:
Bye!

Castor:
Look there she goes
That girl is way too badass

Pollux:
I wonder if she's feeling well.

Annabeth:
You could ask me!

Mr. D:
With a bratty personality
And her nose stuck in a book,
What a puzzle to the rest of us, is Annie

Annabeth:
Oh! Isn't this amazing? It's my favorite part because you'll see. Here's where she kills Prince Percy. But she won't discover that it's him till chapter eight.

Lacy:
Now it's no wonder that her name means grace.
Her looks have got no parallel.

Drew:
But behind that fair facade,
I'm afraid she's rather smart.

Mitchell:
Very different from the rest of us...

Percy *dreamily*:
She's nothing like the rest of us.

Campers:
Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle.

Luke:
Look at her Ethan, my future wife.
Annabeth is the most beautiful girl in the camp that
makes her the best.

Ethan:
But she's so... well read.
And so... athletically inclined.

Luke:
I know. Annabeth can be as argumentative as she is beautiful.

Ethan:
Exactly! Who needs her when you've got us?

Luke:
Yes. But ever since the war I've felt like I've been missing something. And Annie is the only girl that gives me that sence of...

Ethan:
Balance?

Luke:
I don't know what that means.

Luke:
Right from the moment when I met her, saw her,
I said she's gorgeous and I fell...
Here in camp there's only she,
Who's beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Annabeth.

Aphrodite Girls:
Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy?
Mr. Luke, oh he's so cute!
Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing.
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute.
AAH!

Ethan:
Never gonna happen ladies

Campers talk

Annabeth
There must be more than this small-but-big camp!

Luke:
Just watch I'm going to make Annabeth my wife!

Campers:
Look there she goes, that girl that's smart but special.
A most peculiar demigod
It's a pity and a sin,
She doesn't quite fit in.
But she really is a funny girl...
A bookworm but a funny girl...
She really is a funny girl...
That Annabeth!

Clarisse:
MOVE PUNKS!

Travis:
Did you see his face?

Connor:
We are so using that prank again!

Katie:
STOLLS!!!!