Random Percy Jackson Stuff

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Read the title. It's common knowlage. ANYWAYS! I hope you know the campfire song, because I stuck it through translate and horrible things happen, such as Luke calls Hermes Daddy and pencils sing.

If you don't know it:

[LUKE](Spoken)Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow[PERCY](Spoken)Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? Is the food here really that bad?[LUKE](Spoken)Offering to the gods. It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all-powerful, they need to feel appreciated.To the godsTo the gods![LUKE]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your parents run the universe[ALL]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your folks run the universe[LUKE]My dad is HermesHe messengers thingsYou'll know his sign by his shoes with those wingsI'd wait by the phone, but the phone never ringsOh noADVERTISING[ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]When your dad's a god, life can be toughI met the guy once, and once was enough(Spoken)Annabeth?[ANNABETH]My mom's AthenaShe's smart and she's wiseShe's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guysBut if she came to camp, it'd be a surpriseOh no[LUKE AND KATIE: Oh no]Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me, and my dad works all daySo I left Virginia and I ran away[PERCY](Spoken)Wait, is that true?[LUKE](Spoken)Everybody![ALL]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your parents run the universeOh, things couldn't be worseWhen your folks run the universe[LUKE]Alright, who's next?[KATIE](Spoken)Oh! Okay, let me see...(Sung)My mom's DemeterGoddess of grainShe gets excited when it starts to rainBut planting and planting and planting's a painOh no[ENSEMBLE: Oh no](Spoken)Right?(Sung)For their sixteenth birthday, my friends got a carI got a fern in some dumb mason jar[GROVER](Spoken)Ooh, ooh! My turn!(Sung)I'm a child of PanGod of the wildFor those who love nature, they're often beguiledHe's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child...Oh no...[ENSEMBLE: Oh no]He went for a hike to explore new frontiersAnd no one has seen him for thousands of years[ALL]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your parents run the universeOh, things couldn't be worseWhen your folks run the universe[PERCY](Spoken)Chiron! Who's your dad?[CHIRON](Spoken)Oh, well(Sung)My father is KronosRemember my lectureHe ate his children[LUKE](Spoken)Chiron wins[ENSEMBLE makes noises of agreement]How about you Silena?[SILENA]The goddess of loveMy mom's AphroditeShe tries to be cool but mainly she's flightyI'll bring home a boy, and she's there in her nightie[ENSEMBLE: Oh no!](Spoken)It's so embarrassing, guys!(Sung)I tried to seek help from even the fatesCause she steals my mascara and all of my dates[LUKE](Spoken)Alright Percy, it's your turn[PERCY](Spoken)If I tried to sing, it'll probably cause an avalanche[LUKE](Spoken)Oh, we're all friends here. Come on, give it a shot[PERCY]My mom was named SallyShe loved scary moviesAnd food that was blueAnd-[KATIE](Spoken)He's doing it wrong[SILENA](Spoken)Yeah, who's your godly parent?[PERCY](Spoken)Oh... I don't know[LUKE](Spoken)It's alright A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try[PERCY]So my dad is some godThat's great I guess...Did he not want me? Or not want the stress?Too bad he's the worst, and my life is a messOh no[ENSEMBLE cheers]I hope he shows even a traceCause I got some choice words to throw in his face![ALL]Oh, things couldn't be worseWhen your parents run the universeOh, things couldn't be worse[LUKE]But I don't care where our parents may beAs long as you are here with me[ALL]We don't care where our parents may beAs long as you are here with meAs long as you are here with me!

[Luke]

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Come, make an Ambrosia and let the honey flow

[Pencils]

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Why does everyone set a part of their plate on fire? Is the food here really bad?

[Luke]

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