Gztmnt:the final chapter

floof war part 1

It was your typical Sunday afternoon all the heroes where in the lair and everything but the tv was silent until ganz teleported in.
Ganz:GUYS!!!!
Mel:sans what is it!?
Dark:is it nightmare!?
Aushra:is it jealousy!?
Jealousy:I'm right here.
Aushra:can it!
Jealousy:yes ma'am.
Mikey:is it the undead rising?!
Dark:....
Mikey:...
Dark:you watch too much zombie movies,mikey.
Ganz:even better than that....I've been voted to be in the FLOOF WAR!
Dark and aushra:wha-
Mel:its a fur measuring competition that starts every year.
Shade:wait what!?
Shade:melancholy you're not going!
Mel:but shade
Shade:no butts!I'm not letting someone else see your dong!
Mel:shade...its a floof measuring competition not one of those.
Shade:wait what did I say?
Mel:dong.
Shade:...
Mel:...
Everyone else:....
Shade:well this is awkward.
Dark:*faceplams*
Shade:let's forget this conversation ever happened.
Dark:I wish.
Ganz:anyway....dark mel are you guys going?
Dark:it could be interesting.
Mel:it really isn't but I'll go.
Mikey:awesome,stripe trip is back on the Town!
Aushra:i have stripes too.
Mikey:oh right um...I'll think of something.
Ganz:don't worry about it mikey.
Raph:can we go?
Ganz:i don't see why not.
Dark:alright,let's go.
All of them teleport to the competition.