I found this sentence in a one shot for daminette it is so funny
just read it (by shadow_crawler)
Somewhere in the dark cave with too much taking a huge coin thingy
(soooooooo funnnnyy and soooooooo true)
I was reading a one-shot and saw something like this I just had to make my own version (I would say who the original was from but I don't remember so credit to random person)
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Mari pov :
I was working on my homework when a question came up in math that I couldn't answer (I know I said she's super smart because of her Gotham family, but we all get confused some times) and my adoptive parents were working so I didn't want to bother them so I called up my mom and she didn't answer so I tried to FaceTime her, still no response. So I tried to FaceTime Papa J (joker) and no answer, so I tried again and he picked up "Hi darling, what do you need"
Joker pov :
I was fighting off the bat and setting off bombs when I got a FaceTime I didn't see who it was before I pressed decline and went back to fighting, A minute later I got a call again and I saw it was my daughter, she only ever called me on a Wim when it was important so I told the bat "Hey bat stop for a min I need to answer this "He gave me a skeptical look before nodding and I answered.
"Hi darling, what do you need".
She answered "Hi Daddy I hope your not busy"
"Not in the slightest baby girl what do you need" I said
"Well I need help with my math homework, I tried to call mama but she didn't answer"
"well whats the question" At this point the bat was confused, I didn't care
"if you have a circle and you need to find the circumference how do you find it"
"well give me a minute to think "
"ok Daddy "
"well Mari sweetheart, I don't know how about I ask the bat"
"wait daddy! I didn't know you were fighting Mr. Batman I would have gone and asked uncle R (riddler) if i knew, I don't want to disturb you"
" It's ok sweetie. " "hey bat can you answer her question"
"Ok, sure " said the bat
time skip presented to you by the Batman being a teacher
"oh that makes sense Thank you Mr.Batman" said my daughter
"this really helped, bye now I need to get ready for bed, Bye daddy tell mommy I said Hi"
"Ok sweetheart don't stay up to late, and I love you too"
End call
"You know bats I don't feel like fighting anymore you can take me to arc-hem (Idk how to spell it)" I said feeling calm after talking with my daughter
"ok I guess " He said as he put me in cuffs and drove me to the asylum
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Was that funny or was that funny
Word count : 497
I hope you enjoy. Again credit to the person who had the original idea for a phone call chapter
Bye
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