Adventures In The Magi Universe (Rewrinting It)

MAGI HERE I COME

I was on my way minding my own bussines................

until I saw a littel girl crosing the street...

withought loking, a very fast car was aprocing the girl so I...
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Jumped In front of the car in the place of the littel girl (yeah I know lame but that's how she dies deal with it).

It was dark?

Everything was dark

Then I saw.....

A fucking GOLDEN PALACE WTF.......okay something is puling me towards it ...ok here we go bitches.

I saw a door open in that moment, I know, I was in paradise ,it was full of books, and in the center was something that was odly loking like Ugo from Magi but it ca- OMG THIS IS THE SACRED PALACE! EYYYYYYYYYYY.

,, AHhhhhhhhhh,, I saw a big ass blue head ok ? don't judge hmph.
,, What the fricking hell are you?,,our dear scared as fuck Elena sayed.

,,First rude. Second my name is Ugo and I am a dijin.,,

IS THIS REALLY HAPENING I AM IN MAGIUNIVERSE OMG.
,,I am very soory if I offended you. My name is Elena a pleasure to meet you.,,

,,hmmm,, said Ugo ,,You can be polite to?,,

,,What's that supose to mean?,,
,,I am only joking miss Elena,,

,,So Ugo why am I here?,,
,,That is a very good question, well you see , I need someone there,, points at a mini terra thing ,,so that they can protect Alladin when I will be gone,, .
,,Oh okay , but why me?,,

,,Well you see I saw good in you, and I thought ,that I could give you another chance at life. It will be thought, I can assure you of that. But, with youre kind and well sassy, and brutal attituded that you have ,I can see a better future.,,

,,Wow ok that's a lot to take ,well I guess you want me to whach the kid right? So you think I can change some things?,,
,,Yes. Well yeah ummm ... enough talking, I think you know what to do ,and where to go, so here we will say goodbye well for now.,, he lifted he's hand?and I saw a light? ,, Hold on . Don't freak out , I will teleport you now,,

,,Oh okay .......WAIT WHAT? TELEAHHHHHHHAHAHAH....,,

,,Good luck Elena you will need it,,

So that's how Elena's adventure's will begin let us-(Judal:Ugh stop talking old hag and more writing. Author: oh shut up or I'll kick you out.
Judal:Yeah sure old hag.-Author crying-:Waaaaahahah.
Kougokyu:There there Author-chan)
Okay let's go to Elena, so well ,she was ...............

SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER.

,,AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANNA DIE AGAIN,,Then it stoped.

,,Hhhuuh?Where the hell am I?,,
?: look boss she's up!,,
? :Oh good the slut is next anyway.,,
Did he fucki-what the I-i have chains?omg I am a fucking slave.
I started to panic and tears were running down my cheek. ?:I hope this fucking slut is for real a half fanalis or else she will die , whatever I still can get some money out of her.,,

That old fart fucking said WHAT? I was in rage mode.

?:Look boss her eyes are now red like that old hag said,, mumbuling,,I think she's mad sir~,,
Boss:Oh don't say?,, he slaped me ,,behave slut,,
I spit in his face and then I laugh,,PfffHahhaahha look-,, he puts his foot on my stomach

Boss:Look you littel slut you are still alive beacouse I said so ,so behave or I' ll make you,,

Well in that moment I was thinking what the old fart can do with me, a girl ,so I just shut it.
Boss:That's-,, ,,AND NEXT IS THE HALF FANALIS GIRL ELENA,, the coloseum was roaring .
,,ohh fuck,, I said
Boss:Looks like it's youre funeral girl,, he said grining.
Ugh fuck you old fart.

I was given a sword it was really light for a fucking sword I wasn't able to fucking care a bag of groceries.
,,Okay maybe I am a fanalis.,,
?: Oh let's hope so littel one.,,
,,What?,,
I turned around but there was no one.,,okay weird,, ~so who do you think it was hmmm?~

I entered the coloseum it would have been a briliant view if I wasn't gonna die.

,,Okay motherfucker come at me,,
,,If you say so ,LET THE WOLF'S,,
,,OH FUCKKKKKKKK,,

It was that moment that Elena know she fucked up.

,,Aaaaahhhhahahahah good dogie's,, oh what a excuse of a fanalis she is , then she stoped . She put a foot behind one in front and she enlished her mostruos power leting go of the sword. It was a natural fealling, in matter of second Elena killed the 4 meters black wolfs that wanted to eat her.

The coloseum was chering and Elena was just beging, she jumped out of the coloseum and runed...FOR DEAR LIFE.

,,FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK,,
Wtf did I just did......that was to fucking cool.,,Hahahahhaha I am free you fuckers,,

She arived at the port she jumped on a boat and said ,,Hey guys may I crash here I am kinda running now,,
,,Sure las but you gonna pay,,
,,oh sorry I don't have mo-,,
,,No las just clean and cook you can do that ay?,,
,,Ay ay cap?!,, ,,Haha good las,, he peted my head okay grams let's see what I have to do.

Three month's later we arived in Ballbad ,,Thank you guys so much for everything ,,
,,No worry las you can crash anytime,,
,,XD COOL thaks grams bye guys!!!,,
,,BEY ELENA,,They all said.
They even gived you a sack of gold you were so in deb.

NEXT TIME YES NEXT TIME ELENA WILL MAGICALY PUFF IN FRONT OF MORGIANA ALLADIN AND ALIBABA WHO ARE TALKING WITH NO ONE OTHER - trumps please- truuuuuummmmmmmmmm.

Lady KILLER OF THE SEVEN SEAS YES LADY'S AN GENTELMAN THE ONE AND ONLY KING SINBAD.

Hey guys if it isn't to much can yall at least tell me if yall like it or not?
Thanks me out.