Seven Kingdoms 3/10 - Who needs enemies

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UH.. THIS ONE IS A BIT RUDE SO BE WARNED.

"So you're Cassandra." Hugo said. "Varian gets a hard on everytime your name is mentioned."

Nuru went and stood close to Varian, their bodies almost touching.

"Uh.. Nuru what are you doing?"

"Testing the theory. Cassandra."

She looked down. Varian covered his  groin."

"Hey stop it!"


"Jeez Vare, your friends are as weird as you are." Cassandra laughed.

"Hugo thinks he's funny." Varian huffed.

"Hugo is funny I particularly like it when he compares your genitalia to vegetables." Nuru stated.


Yong laughed.

"Yeah that is funny because they're always so small. Like Hey limp dick!"


"Stringbean."

"Chickpeas for balls."

"Guys!"

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