"Hello Nuru." Varian smiled.
"Your front teeth are unusually large."
"Yeah, uh, I guess they are..."
"You are very short for a man, like a woman, except, a short woman.
"Never did hit that growth spurt."
"You smell worse than your donkey."
"Sorry, I'll take a bath."
"Your interests bore everybody, and you are not as proficient at them as you think you are."
"Hey! Why are you being mean Nuru?"
"It surprises me that Cassandra let you bed her, she must have been drunker than we realized."
Varian stalked off.
"Did I do it, Hugo?"
"Yeah, you did it."
