"Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me specifically!" Dad said in a hushed tone, it was the day after, Peter and Uncle Aaron were over. "It's something he would do-" he slightly raised his voice before Mom whispered somethings in spanish that was too quiet for me to catch as I was on the other side of the room but it seemed as though she had threatened him in some way.
"Miles, I love you and I'm so proud of you sometimes but... you are the most dumbest and smartest boy I have ever met!" Uncle Aaron whispered and smacked me upside the head- which my Spidey sense did not warn me about it for some reason.
"Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could've been black Tony Stark with the tech you made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows throws his minions away like toys- was a good idea." Aaron was opening and closing his mouth like a fish trying to find a good enough argument.
"He's got a point babe, you did mess up at first-" Aaron turned to Peter immediately forgetting that I was there.
"Call me babe again and I'll woop you with a collapsed lung."
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Can You Even Be Your Own Brother?
FanfictionMiles screws everything up, a plan he had with Peter was to call him his uncle. He calls him his Uncle infront of his own parents... He now has to convince Uncle Aaron to pretend to date Peter WHILE hiding his own identity to his father when he find...