Sanscest Oneshots {Discontinued.}

i smell a Crappost

AAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Killer: Error in a box, what will he do-

Error in a box: End your bloodline
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Cross: Where's Noah?

Nightmare: I don't know

Cross: Where is my child

Nightmare: Our child
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Nightmare: *Opens fridge*
Why the f**k are there so many pastries in the fridge
Killer: *profusely sweats while baking more*
Dust: Killer's stress baking
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Ink: Murder is okay 👌

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Dust: we are all children of Jesus
Everyone else: *sips tea from a tea cup*

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Cross: Marry me Rebecca! QwQ

Nightmare: *Looks up from his book*
No
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Error: *eats the last chocolate bar*
Cross: YOU PIECE OF SHIT-
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Ink: I'm lying on the floor
Blue: *Jumps on Ink*
Ink: AH-
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Nightmare: Welcome to Suffering Slowly how may I help you
Dream: When I said to try and make money or do something instead of killing I never meant this-
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Cross: I'm cold
Killer: BUT HOW-
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One of Dream's friends from Dreamtale: How does you mom make such good food!

Dream: She's a tree, she doesn't cook

Nightmare in the kitchen: Bitch thank me, I made it.
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Ink: I'm tall

Any sans taller than Ink: yes, but actually no
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Killer: Santa's way of calling you out is by putting you on the naughty list
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Dust: All elf's are tattletales
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Dust: *on the ceiling fan*

Also Dust: Killer turn it on

Killer: *Turns on the ceiling fan*

Dust: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I PROMISE IM WORKING ON REQUESTS DON'T LEAVE ME-