quarantine chaos

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I took a two day break and now i feel bad so sorry for the wait! (Heh it's almost been a week-)

Request given by pencil-is-my-sword thank you for the fluffy request I'm sure its appreciated by a lot

Triggers? Remus being remus blood mention, well its the sides in quarantine this is gonna be chaos so just tell me if anything may trigger

Also there are no dark or light sides its just sides janus virgil and remus still represent what they represent

"REMUS GET THE FUCK BACK HERE WITH THAT SWORD!" Roman yelled after his brother who ran around the living room sword in hand and definitely doing this all to annoy roman

Logan grabbed romans wrist on the second lap "just let him he isn't gonna hurt anyone"

"Have you been living under a rock?! He may not hurt people but i doubt any items are gonna stay intac-"

Remus smashed the lamp and laughed "well that was fun! Heres your sword back princey" he gav e roman the sword

Roman snatched it back "little bitch" he mumbled and sunk out to put the sword away

Ok we're gonna go over to patton and virgil

Now virgil was not a baker ir cook or skilled anywhere in the kitchen he can make box pasta and thats about it

But there wasn't a lot more he could do and learning to cook sounded appealing

And patton was the best cook in the mindscape so virgil asked him to teach him

"Hey pat when do you think the butters ready?"

Patton walked over and bit his lip "about 2 minutes before this" (ITS A FRIENDS REFERENCE P L E A S E GET IT)

Virgil laughed nervously and threw the butter out

Patton sighed "wait till there's like little black dots everywhere and the butter is darker...not burnt"

Virgil nodded and restarted actually getting butter right on the first time and poured it in the bowl. And also somehow got half of it on the counter

Next was eggs patton had virgil crack it in a different bowl as to not get shell in the batter

He cracked the first egg with little problem the second one get got a shell in

He attempted to g set it out with his fingers (washed hands) and sighed "pat how do i get this out?"

Patton giggled and wet his finger the shell stuck to it and he just shook the shell into the garbage

Virgil let out an espaspirated sigh and they finished making cookies

"Good job kiddo!" Patton exclaimed

"T hanks pat" virgil didn't agree but saying yes was bet yes r then being lectured so he smiled

Lets go to janus and remus

"Jan its not THAT hard" remus was attempting to teach janus how to use the imagination

"Maybe it is because i am not Creativity" janus was trying to conjure a rick like a decently sized one and the pile of pebbles showed how that went

"Ok jan, its a rock you just here take one of the bigger pebbles and
Just expand it" remus picked up one of the pebbles and altered it

"Ok but remind me why are we doing this again?" Janus asked picking and a rock that once attempted looked like a gray stick

"To be able to annoy roman and virgil easier!" Remus exclaimed

"Ah yes how forgetful of me- hey look!" Janus expanded one of the smaller pebbles

"Hey look now you just need to make it bigger and we can throw it at roman" he pointed over by the trees where roman and logan were talking roman being way more exaggerated

Janus nodded and expanded the misshapen rock and followed remus

He threw the rock at Roman's shoulder who of which yelped "remus!"

"What?" Remus walked from straight from the other side "I've been over there the entire time"

"Oh sure" roman wasn't buying it but logan stopped him "roman let's just go"

Roman muttered and he and logan walked away from them

The other two burst out laughing

Virgil sunk in "hey patton made cookies if you want"

"Virgil, we aren't eating to cookies you're implanted with eggshells and burnt butter" janus commented

"...I'll eat 'em" remus said sinking out

"Well at least someone will" virgil rolled his eyes sinking out to tell logan and roman

Janus decided to at least follow remus

He popped up in the living room tobsee remus and virgil fighting over what? No one knows

And no one was gonna stop it

This was kinda hard to write not gonna lie but i hope it was good!

Ending it was bad so sorryyyyyyyy

Aight bai!

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