Dream smp Hogwarts

INFIRMARY

Heart been broken so many times" I said and fake cried. „Oh shut up, you always come here beaten up and never tell me who did it." she said pissed. „I fell down the stairs." I said and grinned at her. „Oh p l e a s e you didn't fell down the stairs, we both know that." she said. Now she was piss piss. I wanted to say something when suddenly the door opened.

„Y/N?" the Person asked. „Clay?" I asked in the same tone as him. „Oh wow I wanted to ask what happend and if you are okay, but you are a total ass." Clay said angrily. „No you didnt we both know that, and why the frick frack snick snack tic tac dorito filled bag are you here? Shouldn't some 12 year old kid be here who you have beaten up?" I asked as I sipped at my CapriSun that Rachel(The infirmary Lady) gave me. „Listen here you little Shit-„ Clay said after a minute of Silence. I started wheezing like a tea cattle. „Okay now Dream why are you here?" Rachel asked pissed. „Oh well you see Auntie I fell down the Stairs."the last part he whispered because he thought only Rachel could hear it. „HAHAHHA *wheeeeeze* YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS" I laughed screamed. „Mhpf Y/N weren't you the Person who said she fell down the stairs?" Rachel asked with a smirk on her face. „I dunno maybe maybe not only jesus knows" I mutterd and continued to drink my CapriSun.

TIMESKIP ROOMS
„TECHNOOOOOOOOOO" I yelled as I came in the Room. „Y/NNNN" he said in his monotom voice. „Jeez you are no fun." I said in a sad tone. „Now tell me why were you at the Infirmary today? Again" Techno asked. „Okay now listen here mate, ya know dis dude, Lukas. We may or may not had a little chit chat today. Which did not end well." I said and shrugged. „He did what?😺" Techno asked angrily. „Ya know he wants to be Seeker, but that Bitch aint a good seeker so I won. Now he is piss piss." I said. „Y/N YOU LITTLE WHORE" someone yelled. „ÖBAKDHKD" I screamed because I didnt see that coming." SCHLATT YOU FUCKING SON OF A MUFFIN!" I yelled. „Did.. you just Keyboard smash... with your mouth?😀" Techno asked. „👁👄👁I may or may just did dunno man" I said. „NOW SCHLATT WHAT THE HELL DK YOU WANT." I yelled. „You where in the Infirmary again, because of Lukas. Lemme kill him." he suggeste. „No❤️" I said