Shopping

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„Good morning dumbfucks." I greeted Schlatt and Techno when I came down for Breakfast. I have slept 1hours which caused me gigantic eyebags. „Looking great today, those eyebags aren't my fav tho." Dream said when he looked at me. I scoffed. „And the honk should I care what you think? Like come on you dont even show your face." I said. Only Sapnap and George knew what he looked like. To be honest I really couldn't care less what he looks like. „Bois did ya bring da think I asked ya for?" I asked Techno and Schlatt. Techno nodded and handed me a monster. „Bro amazing." I said as I hugged him. I was the only person that was allowed to hug Techno. „I ship it." Schlatt whispers. „Bro no❤️" Techno and I said in one go. Fancy I thought.

Timeskip-
„LADYS GENTS AND INBETWEEN. Today we are going to the City because I got request from mostly Y/N if we can buy things again." Dumbledor said. I raised my hand. „Yes Y/N?" he sighned. „Can I buy a Moth which I can Name clementine? Since my cat kinda got lost." I asked. Everyone was quiet. Dumbledor rubbed his forhead. „No Y/N, no you can't buy a moth. How about you find your cat? And you will need a Partner. No not Dave (techno) how about, Clay?" he asked. „Eh?" Techno made. „Huh? Sir excuse me did you just say Clay?" I asked shocked. „Yea yes since you two don't get along how about you spend time together. Thats great you two are going to get the shopping done and then you will go look for the Cat." Dumbledor said. „HAHA Y/N YOU FUCKED UP!" I heard Tommy yell. „SHUT UP CHILD." I yelled back. „Ma'am would you like to say your last words?" Schlatt asked me. „Okay my last Words. I would fuck the brown M&M." I said and stood up. Everyone who heard what I said laughed. Hahaha so funny hahah. „Clay." I said as I passed him. „Y/N" he said and followed me.

Shöpping wohoo:
„Bro I need CapriSun." I said as we walked to a store. „Oh so you now you are talking." he asked amused. „Yeh." I simply said as I entered the Store. „Fucking honk that shit is high up. Poor kids." I said as I saw that the CapriSuns where high up. „Nit everyone is 5'1 ya know?" Clay said. „Oh sorry mister 6'3 or something. Can you get them for me?" I asked annoyed. „Only if you say please." he said teasingly. „Bitch if you dont give em to me I will fucking burn you." I said unfazed. „Understandable" he said and gave them to me. „Gracias." I said. „AYYY MAMI." I head a voice yelling behind me. Oh lord stay sith me. „You looking good in da skirt, mami are you single?" Quackity asked again. „Quacks again, I'm not interest dumbfuck now leave me or I will rip your head off." I said annoyed. „That was hot not gonna lie." Quackity said. „You are so weird hahah" I chuckled. „Okay lets go Cream." I said. „W h u t ?" he asked.

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