[Random time, plz don't kill me]
You were taking your afternoon nap on the couch of your apartment, when you felt some tingle-lings by your core. Curiously, you wake up and act like you're doing sit ups so that the forth wall doesn't like that your horny and feeling things down there. You widen your eyes and scoff when you see Deadpool there, down south.
"Bish, get the fuck out my pussy." You say, nonchalantly. "And get that stapler outta there, too!" You say and Deadpool groans.
"I'll get out, but not the stapler." He says and you glare at him.
"MOVE THAT BIG ASS OUTTA HERE, CADET!"
"Fine, grandma!" He says and you kick him so hard, he hits the wall and passes out.
He didn't wake up for the next week and you used his outfit as a mop.
And you tore his dick off.
Plus you pulled out all his teeth.
Haha, jk. You didn't pull his teeth out.
I don't know, I don't know.
