oops wrong chat (creepypasta x reader textfic)

more reasons to simp for y/n

Ok this is actually a chapter to the story but I just thought that they will make you simp harder for them! Also

ᕼᘿᒪᒪᓍ ᒪᘜᗷᖶᕴ ᑢᓍᘻᘻᑘᘉᓰᖶᖻ!
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Straight toejam
Dudes I'm high asf...

Straight toejam
Update
I just threw my brother's hamster out my window screaming "Pikachu I choose you!"

Straight toejam
Do I care?: no
Is my brother probably gonna kill me?: Yess sirr
Will I scream "I'll be back" As my dieing words?: fuck yes
Hotel?: Trivago

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anta's elf

Dude wtf happened to get you this high?!

Straight toejam
My dealer got some new stuff so I bought my usual stuff and the new stuff.

Eyes 👀
DID YOU DO ALL OF IT?!?

Straight toejam
WHAT KIND OF FUCKEN ANIMAL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! NO I DIDN'T DO ALL OF IT!
but I did do some of each, took my melatonin with a monster, snorted a pixy stick just cuz, AND smoked a cookie.

Mustard man
...

Straight toejam
What? I wanted something sweet

Lung cancer
You know could have just... Y'know Ate the cookie....like a normal person?

Straight toejam
OH LOOK WHO'S TALKING MR. I BASICALLY EAT 10 PACKS OF CIGARETTES A DAY AND SUCK MUSTARD MAN'S DICK ONCE A WEEK TO DROWN OUT ALL THE TOBACCO!
JUST DRINK WATER LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! GIVE HIS POOR DICK AND YOUR POOR THROAT A FUCKING BREAK OMFG!

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Lung cancer
I-

Mustard man
What did I do? ;-;

Lung cancer
You did nothing babe

Santa's elf
Hold up
"Babe"?!
WTFFF
I'M USING THIS FOR BLACK MAIL!!

Lung cancer
Shit if Toby finds out, we're fucked.

Santa's elf
You mean fucking (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞

Mustard man
-_-

Lung cancer
....

Santa's elf
I'll go home ;_;

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Hello I hope you enjoyed
Ik I haven't posted like I said but I haven't thought of anything lately so..
But aaannnyyyway, yes y/n is a stoner, and for your info they're sexuality will NEVER be revealed! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!