Inazuma Eleven GO Parody

Episode 31 (IEGO Chrono Stone)

*the team went to the dino era and Wandaba used the Wanda Switch to change their clothing*

Taiyou: I don't know Wandaba. This doesn't really help.

Hayami: Yea! Not to mention it looks horrible!

Akane: I like it.

Midori: *mutters* Speak for yourself.

Shindou: Wait! Hold the script!

Edna: What is it? Normally we would be the one to interupt.

Shindou: I know, but i just need to ask you something.

Runsia: Well then, spill it. What do you wanna know?

Shindou: It's just that...

Aoba: Yea?

Shindou: It's just... WHY THE HELL ARE WE WEARING A FUCKING SKIRT?!

Kariya: *raises hand* I'm wondering that too actually.

Addie: It's because... actually i don't know why either.

Tsurugi: It's because in this period, normal cave men would just use a piece of fabric or animal fur over their bodies for clothing.

Edna: That's right! At least be glad you're wearing a real shirt instead of animal fur tied around your waist.

Shindou: ...you just love it when i suffer, don't you?

Edna: Pretty much. But only because your one of my top 15 favs from the entire IEGO series.

Shindou: ...

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*the team saw 2 dinos swimming in the river*

Tenma: Hey Tsurugi, do you like dinos too?

Tsurugi: I guess. I remember going to a museum with ni-san once and saw a dinosaur fossil, but i never dreamed of seeing a live one with my own eyes.

Tenma: Tell me about it.

Edna: *appears* Shinsuke should try to jump in and make friends.

Tenma: *jumps back* WAH! When did you get here?!

Edna: All 4 of us have been with you the entire time, we just kept our mouth shut.

Aoba: But you're right. Shinsuke should probably consider living in this time period.

Tenma: Why?

Addie: *points in front of them* See for yourself.

Team: *looks* *shocked*

Shinsuke: *riding on a triceratops' back* This is so much fun!

Team: *sweat-drop*

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*Wandaba rolled down the hill and bumped to a T-rex*

Edna: Stay absolutely still. It's sight is based on movement.

Wandaba: *didn't hear* *panics and flails*

T-rex: *raoars* *chases team*

Team: *runs*

Tsurugi: WAY TO GO KUMA!

Wandaba: QUIT CALLING ME A BEAR!

Aoba: BUT YOU ARE A BEAR!

Edna: A BIG, MECHANICAL, TIME-TRAVELING, BLUE, TEDDY BEAR THAT CHANGES ITS COLOR TO PINK WHEN IT'S EXCITED!!

Wandaba: JUST SHUT UP!

Team: KUMA!

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*Torb appears and saves them*

Torb: I'm Torb. Say, you all look just like me! This is the first time i met anyone like me! Come on, i'll take you to my place!

Shindou: Tenma.

Tenma: Yes. Let's go!

*team follows Torb but always got left behind. They got help from dinos to reach Torb's home*

Tenma: This is your home?

Torb: Yeah. I live here with my father!

Team: YOUR FATHER?!

Torb: Yeah, hey To-chan!

*Quetzacoatalus appears*

Shinsuke: WOAH! A quetzacoatalus!

Nishiki: Catsa...cactus?

Shindou: *sweat-drops* Quetzacoatalus Nishiki.

Tsurugi: Your father is a dinosaur? How is that even possible?

Dr. Aruno: *appears* It isn't.

Team: *jumps back* Wah!

Midori: Stop sneaking up on people like that!

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*next day, they went to see Rockstar*

Hayami: How much further?

Torb: We're about half way through.

Hayami: HALF WAY?! But I'm tired!

Torb: You're so weak Gayami!

Hayami: It's HAYAMI!!

Team: *sweat-drop*

Tsurugi: We don't have much of a choice. We need that Rockstar for the mixi-max.

Tenma: Well said Tsurugi.

Edna: And then it becomes KyouTen again.

Tsurugi & Tenma: *blushes*

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I love the fact that Wondaba hates being called a bear when he actually is a bear! XD