Epsiode 11 (IEGO)

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Yuuichi: *watching the kids play soccer from the window*

Tsurugi: Ni-san...

Yuuichi: Kyousuke.

-Outside-

*kids play soccer* *ball lands on Yuuichi's feet*

Kid: Hey, can we have our soccer ball back please?

Yuuichi: Sure thing. *tries to kick the ball* *fails* *grabs ball* *throws it to kid*

Kid: Arigatou gozaimasu!

Yuuichi: *smiles* Sure. *looks at Kyousuke* You know, i still remeber when we use to play like that.

Tsurugi: Hai.

Edna: *mutters* Cue flashback.

*nothing happens*

Edna: I said CUE FLASHBACK!!

*still nothing*

Tsurugi: Don't tell me you broke that machine thing.

Edna: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?!

Runsia: We're having a few problems.

Tsurugi: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! *goes to control room* *kicks the machine* Stupid piece of junk!

Machine: *starts to work properly*

Others: (U-0-)

Tsurugi: Honestly, i didn't think that would work.

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Team: *warming up*

Tsurugi: *slides down the mini-hill* *heads to Endou*

Others: *shocked*

Tsurugi: Put me on for the next match!

Haruna: *worried*

Endou: *slightly confused* *smiles* Alright.

Others: *shock*

Shindou: But Endou-kantoku! He's gonna try to tear apart the soccer team!

Minamisawa: *walks over to Endou* Kantoku... i quit the team.

Others: *shock*

Minamisawa: *leaves*

Edna: Since that happened, Tsurugi is the ace striker. I kinda pity Minamisawa though. Oh well.

Tsurugi: *is like "I don't give a shit."*

Team: *dumb founded*

Endou: *still smiling like the idiotic soccer freak he is*

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*match starts*

Tsurugi: *made an own-goal*

Others: *shock*

Tsurugi: I'll destroy Raimon!

Edna: And END SCENE!!

Everyone: FINALLY!

Edna: Ok, well we had a few problems but...

Tenma: But?

Runsia: But... actually it's nothing. Just forget about it.

Team: *anime-fell*

Aoba: Yea, we got 'em good.

Addie: I'm susprised that you didn't say-

Aoba: *shouts at the other team* We're gonna take down Fifth Sector mufukas!

Addie: ...Nevermind...

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Aoba: I don't know why i like to say "mufuka" so much.

Edna: It's ok Aoba. I don't know why i like to curse so much.

Runsia: Yea, it's weird. I mean, in school you're always so polite and kind.

Addie: But when we're chatting on out phones or doing vid-chats or whatevs, you're the one who curses the most.

Edna: Guess I'm one of a kind.

Together: The irony is everywhere ._.

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