Soul Shard Captor [BL] - Volume 1: Aris the Soother

Chapter 123 - Giant octopus

Black gulped down a mouthful of virtual blood that threatened to raise up his non-existent throat, "That's... another misconception. Worldborn aren't really asexual. See, asexual people aren't sexually attracted to either of the two genders; you, on the other hand..."– Blackie's wide smirk leaked into his tone –"are just picky. And impotent."

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Noah's already dark expression became as black as a bottom of a pot, "You're impotent! Your whole family is impotent!"

Blackie choked. His host... was technically correct, ah? Systems indeed couldn't reproduce, ah??

But how would this spicy chicken of a system just lay down and let himself be outdone by his host?! Thus he quickly shot back his response, "Ah, actually, host, I, as your system, am considered a part of your own household..." 'You are cursing yourself, bah!'

Thunder and lightning flashed within Noah's eyes, and Blackie promptly came to the decision that the best course of action was to distract him with their previous topic. "Remember how we based your racial characteristics on a race who felt sexually attracted to souls? Well, you guys partially inherited that trait, so it is hard to satisfy your tastes when it comes to significant others."

Blackie's shard shook in a very peculiar way as if Blackie was shaking his head, "Since worldborn didn't show interest in others, people just assumed they were asexual. But in reality, all you need to feel romantically and sexually attracted is the right person."

Blackie sighed ruefully as if the weight of an entire universe rested on his shoulders, "Unfortunately, due to your severely lacking libido, even if worldborn do feel attracted towards someone, they will often fail to recognize that romantic interest for what it is. Ah, your love is too platonic, so you mistake it for friendship, familial affection, reverence towards an idol, and the like."

Blackie hopefully peeked at his host and then let out another heavy sigh. Alas, very regretfully, the mentioned silly host showed no enlightenment towards his own affections! Instead of pondering over Blackie's implications, he was too busy feeling furious about the entire matter.

Noah raised his chin, puffed up his chest, and released an indignant snort, "This bro isn't impotent! Didn't you see how energetically my little brother sprang up just earlier?"

Blackie wanted to cough up blood again. Didn't you feel embarrassed to death about that only 10 minutes ago?! How come you are now puffing up your chest in pride as if you've won a prize?!

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"Oh? You're neither impotent nor a eunuch, is that it?" Blackie snapped, "Since you have balls, let me see you get it up right now!"

It was now Noah's turn to choke. If he knew how to get it up, it wouldn't have taken him 20 years and two lives to shoot his first load!! Noah could do nothing but grind his teeth, regretting there was no table in sight that he could flip in outrage.

Which other host had the great honor of his system repeatedly calling him a eunuch?!?

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"No, no, that was literal," Blackie corrected smugly, "The sack you are missing is purely metaphorical. I was just trying to say that your libido is usually deeply asleep. Here, why don't I rephrase it?"

"Please don–"

"It's like your sexual drive is missing the ignition key! It's like you are a perfectly functional light with its switch flipped off! It's like–"

"I fucking get it already!!" (ꐦ ◠‿◠)

"–you are a puzzle missing a piece. Think of it like this! If a straight woman sees another woman walking around naked, would she get aroused by the sight?"