˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥┆Every single friday night in the city of Musutafu, there is a truce between the League of Villians and the teachers at UA. During these peaceful friday nights, the leagues base doubles as an actual bar exclusively for heroes. Will these F...
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Maybe ignore how i nerfed an entire chapter and enjoy the header ❤
H i t o s h i :
"So, does everyone know the plan?" It was currently Wednesday, the dorms were in the middle of being built meaning it was prime time to sneak into UA undetected. Hitoshi was once again partaking in the usual video calls with the usual people–
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO EYEBAGS." Plus some of the newer additions of course. Loud additions.
Monoma audibly rolled his eyes somehow. "God, who even invited you? Midoriya get your dog please."
"I fuckin invited myself, bastard."
"Yeah? Next time please take the liberty to uninvite yourself."
Kaminari, bless his soul, decided to intervene before a battle of the superior blondes could start. "Yes, Hitoshi we know the plan. Wait until 12am and break into UA and set all the clocks forward a day!"
"I still can't see why we'd do this." Midoriya sighed. "It's like you want us expelled and don't try and pull the 'dad' card Hito, we know Aizawa would expell you too." Just because its true didn't mean he had to say it.
With a sigh, Hitoshi embraced his inner Aizawa to address the nation, which consisted of Midoriya, Monoma, Kaminari, Bakugo and Todoroki. "Look, i get this is a risky move but if we don't do this we won't make anymore progress with the bar folks."
The others were listening, good, Hitoshi was about to waterboard Bakugo and Monoma if they kept bickering. "We've been going there every Friday because of their little truce they made at the beginning of the year. But we don't need a truce now, they're not villains."
A look of understanding crept across Midoriya's face as he gasped in realization. "I see! If the heroes showed up to the bar on a day thats not a Friday then both parties are forced to acknowledge the fact that their relationship has evolved! Even though Tenko still hates me but life carries on i guess."
"Nerd." Bakugo snorted.
"Ok Dynamight, pack it up." Todoroki retorted in a deadpan. "The cartoons i used to watch stated you must evaluate yourself before insulting others. I see you did not do that. Nerd."
"SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE, HALF N HALF."
Todoroki then proceeded to pick up his phone and but his face a little too close to the camera while whispering, "Nerd." With a conviction Stain could only hope to achieve.
"YOU‐ YOU FUCKING THERMOSTAT, DEKU SMELLS."
"Okay, i just breathed Kacchan–"
This time Hitoshi was the one to take responsibility and ended the call, of course that was after he poured all his disappointment into an aggressive sigh. For a moment, he stared at his reflection in the black screen, contemplating all his life choices.
