𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐒 | sasuke uchiha

𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻 | spy kids 🕴

y/n simps + naruto🧍
[4:50 pm]

naruto uzumaki
god, sasuke you're so awkward

sakura haruno
fr😐

sasuke uchiha
wtf? wydm

naruto uzumaki
you guys aren't talking at all

sakura haruno
yeah i'm literally cringing
just watching you two eat and not talk 😐

naruto uzumaki
no that's because you're jealous sakura
but n e wayz 👀

naruto uzumaki
sasuke you literally suck at starting
conversations

sakura haruno
yup

sasuke uchiha
wtf- why are you two watching us?
where tf are you?

naruto uzumaki
that's for us to know
and for you to find out 😸

sasuke uchiha
i see you guys

sakura haruno
oh-

naruto uzumaki
geez sasuke, you're scary when your
glaring at us like that 😰😰

sasuke uchiha
LEAVE

sakura haruno
no 😺

naruto uzumaki
we're here to help you 🌝

sasuke uchiha
i don't need your help
SO LEAVE

naruto uzumaki
well it looks like you do-

sakura haruno
and urgently 😬😬

naruto uzumaki
SASUKE DO YOU NEED HELP
FLIRTING WITH THE YOUTHFUL
LOTUS Y/N?

sasuke uchiha
what? i don't need your help naruto,
and beside you suck at flirting

naruto uzumaki
This isn't Naruto, It's Rock Lee!,
and i'm here to help you win over the
Y/n's heart!

sasuke uchiha
rock lee? wtf who else is with
you guys

sakura haruno
umm well, you see.
word got out, and now
the whole squad is here.

sasuke uchiha
EVERYONE?

sakura haruno
yeah.. 😶

naruto uzumaki
i suggest you coJCAOVKSNDLJW-

sasuke uchiha
what-

naruto uzumaki
ugh that bushy brow!
AND ALSO I DONT SUCK AT FLIRTING!
I FLIRT WITH SAKURA ALL THE TIME!

sasuke uchiha
yeah and she REJECTS YOU ALL
THE TIME

naruto uzumaki
NOT TRUEE

sakura haruno
no it's true naruto 🤗

naruto uzumaki
whatever, but still sasuke
i have a plaJSNZBAJSNS

naruto uzumaki
here's the plan: you flirt, she falls for you, and then you ask her to fuck 🕺🏻

sakura haruno
THATS A TERRIBLE PLAN

sasuke uchiha
for once i agree with sakura
w h a t t h e f u c k, naruto.

naruto uzumaki
it's a good plan wydm

sakura haruno
idiots, sasuke just compliment her, and be
nice to her and yk actually talk to her instead
of sitting there in silence like idiots

sakura haruno
btw it's shikamaru

sasuke uchiha
oh-
makes sense, sakura wouldn't
have said that

naruto uzumaki
SAKUEEUESE  I SWEAR I DIDNT SAY THAT
THAT WAS DOG BREATh HE TOK MY OEHONE
KSJSIDUEPSLSW

sasuke uchiha
whatever she's coming back,
i gtg

sakura haruno
i hope something goes wrong🌝

naruto uzumaki
SAKURA DONT SAY THAT

sasuke uchiha
YOUR LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER WHY ARE YOU STILL TEXTING

naruto uzumaki
oh right- oh and good luck 😁
seen 5:00 pm

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a/n:
ehhh idk about this chapter but here it is
😸😸