Pratchett Stories

In a galaxy where naming your planet 'Earth' is commonplace, Robert Grognon emerges as an unlikely Galactic Grand Regent, originally just a simple Earth accountant catap...

About dragons, a lost princess from the kingdom of What and the espionage scandal of the republic of Ever. But mostly dragons.

Ever since the mainland vanished overnight, along with almost the entire city watch, gangsters have ruled the bustling cobblestone streets of the once proud towns of Ren...

Crowley discovers the truth behind what happens to his angel Upstairs....

For 6000 years the two entities have mingled among the humans, occasionally sharing a moment, whether it be good or bad. But after knowing one another for so long one be...

Welcome to the wastes one and all. The bombs have fallen, the dead have risen and it's been this way so long no one cares which happened first. Sure our way of life may...

Every Dark Queen was once a Dark Princess, and before commanding legions of the undead, Violet commanded just one - and his name was Basil. She found him deep under th...

Certain that they will no longer be bothered, Crowley and Aziraphale meet to dine at The Ritz, where they make a big decision in their lives- to move in together. What...

***A funny fantasy story perfect for Discworld fans!*** Marovia Glug is an adventurer. That's a tough gig as it is - but when your every decision is affected by an invis...

Earthling Morris Blazik likes to cause trouble for bad people in high places. It gives him a purpose in life. So when an eight-foot assailant takes a potshot at him in a...

This short story explores, through the eyes of a dead man, how it feels to be a ghost when you're so used to be alive, which could be described as (the following list is...

Arthur has been a servant to the Countess for as long as he can remember. But tonight, Arthur is going to escape forever. A darkly humorous fantasy tale set in a fiction...

Doak, a very fearful thief, finds himself aiding a very old, and very dangerous priestess - by donning the ancient armor that she still haunts. While trying to flee his...

You know that feeling that you are a slave to the system for eternity, just slogging away at life? Commonly it means that you are a loser. Sometimes it means that you a...

The God Vote follows public relations expert Tim Bloom as he helps his most difficult client yet, God, win an election and save the world. A satirical fantasy story that...

Prompt: Put Marvin the Paranoid Android (From "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") in the plot of "Thief of Time" by Terry Pratchett, in which the one...

A terry pratchett esque story

Azrael, the Angel of Death is stuck on Earth. He must enlist the help of a mortal-being to help him figure out how to return back to the Underworld. With limited time be...

My favorite assassin, and my take on his life. Based on the movies/books by Terry Pratchett. Please comment. I don't own Teatime or any of Pratchett's stuff, obviously.

Two trolls, Oaky Doaky and Will Dew, save the Earth from a terrible fate. Then everyone lives happily ever after. Oh, look at that. I just spoiled the ending for you. S...