Caleb, a socially awkward high school student, wakes up one day as a GIANT ASS FIRE BIRD, and finds an entire ALTERNATE DIMENSION OF SAID FIRE BIRDS across a portal in the woods.
Then uh uh shit happens
Caleb, a socially awkward high school student, wakes up one day as a GIANT ASS FIRE BIRD, and finds an entire ALTERNATE DIMENSION OF SAID FIRE BIRDS across a portal in the woods.
Then uh uh shit happens
"Whoa, Sawyer, your fucking pants are red, man."
The color drained from my face and I tried to recall the last time I had my period.
"Dude, are you bleeding from your dick? Should I call 911?"
Fuck...