President Obama decides to conduct a breeding experiment on little boys and interdemensional demons to see what happens. The result was the beautiful half human half floating triangle boy, Lazer Lemon aka Billdip for short. Billdip is a happy boi, until his reluctant parents leave him all alone. Now Billdip must experience the cold, harsh world alone, while facing his worst foe. His own family. ----------------------------------- dun dun dun shitty fanfiction Btw I don't ship BillDip anymore it's gross and creepy, so this is just some piece of crap that I decided to continue when I'm bored so yeah