PART FIVE

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Whehn Dipper Boi and BIll Tiranglwe retunred to Gtravity Faaf, they wer ein fero a big surpise.

Stanfifng in front of them, wuz OBAMAMA.

"wtf obamaa ehy you here laVE US LONE" Dipepr Boi cire.

Obamama sigh. "I see u both ddint' liek your sun. verry well den./ we'll jsu make another. BEGIN MATING RITUALL."

*****NEXT PART IS CENSORED. I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE'S RELIGION.*****

Afeter a long 9 hous, Obaammmamamamama cam back in rhe room.
"congerats peeps u amde another bootfi bbby."

Den eh handeed dem......a babby.

DIPPER BOI ADN BILL TIRANGLWE AGSP.

IT WAS THE MOST BOOTIDFU LBBY IN WHW EORDL.

"SHUT UP AND TAKE ME MONEYY" BILL SCRAM, LFINGING DOLLARS @ OBMAMAM

Obaam grab moent and hand ed the bby to fem.

Dey crei.

he wa s so bootiful.

"whut ashioudl we call hem" ask bill triangel.

"I shall call hem Bipper." sed dipper boi.

tehy crai teers of joi.

Obamma smile. "mny eor here ias dun."

and den hwe left.

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