Later, Dipper Boi and Bill Trengle woke up in....Manhattan. On 5th Avenue. Dey didn't know why, but they didn't care wither.
Den Obama came ovr abd wuz all heppeh and stuff.
"Tunrs out the wxpwriment wuz a 'succes'!" He sed. And dne he handed them the most horrryging thing in the world.
IT WUZ A TRIABGLE WITH A SIUT ABD BOWTIE. HE HAD A MOUTH ABD IF WAS CREEPY. HE ALSO HAD FULL BLUE EYW.
Obama laugh and sed, "Thss is your babau."
Dipper Boi and Bill Triabgk just staed at the babie and were horriyfed. "What shell his neme bee?" Obama ask. Dey were spexless so dey didbt answers. Obama got frustrates. "I'LL JUST NAME HIM LAZER LEMON."
Dey agreed, took the disgusting twat, and then Obama disappeared.
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The Disaster on 5th Avenue
RandomPresident Obama decides to conduct a breeding experiment on little boys and interdemensional demons to see what happens. The result was the beautiful half human half floating triangle boy, Lazer Lemon aka Billdip for short. Billdip is a happy boi...
