The next moering it was incrweily stormy. Everyone wauz fast aslleep.
Dipper Boi awoke to sea dat BillDip wuz deep in Sleepy Town.
He went ovver to BIll Triengle.
"Hey, hey Bell. HEY LISETN!!!!1!!1!!!1"
BIll Triengle woke up 2 sea his unoffifacl husboond sraming at hem.
"WHAT THE FUQ DOPPLER RADAR LEVE ME LONE" he cire.
"BILL DIS IZ IMPORTATN. BILLDIP IS SNOZZEN SO U NO WHU T DIS MEANZ????"
Bill Triengle was still confluffed.
"Wut."
"THSU MEANS WE CAN SENAK OFF. WE CAN SCRERLY LEAVE THSI GOD-FORSAKEN TRASH HOLE AND GOT BACK HOEM."
Bill Triengle gasp.
"Omfg yus."
adn den Bill Triengle telepote him an Dipper Boi back to Gravity Faaf.
LATER....
BillDip waoke from his slumber, but only 2 fend dat his parents had goen.
He grew very sad.
"Dey never acuatlly loved me..." he sed.
"I'm just a big failure :("
And den he decide to continue to sleep.
It seemed to bee his only escape from the world dat was crumbling don around hem.
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The Disaster on 5th Avenue
RandomPresident Obama decides to conduct a breeding experiment on little boys and interdemensional demons to see what happens. The result was the beautiful half human half floating triangle boy, Lazer Lemon aka Billdip for short. Billdip is a happy boi...
