"My peeps, I'm gonna go breed hooman and triebgle." Obama said, packing his bags and leaving the White House. "But sir, why?" Ask a secret service person. "Becuz it'll be funny." Den he left.
Later, he went to Gravity Falls, Oregon and found a person. "YOU THERE." He yelled at a midget dude. "WHAT IZ YOUR NAME LITTLE BOI?" He ask. "I am the Dipper." The little boi replied.
"OK well do you know where to find a triangle?" Obama ask. "Why yes." He said. "IN DREAMSCAPE" he sed.
Obama goes to Dreamscape.
Den he fownd a little yellow dude. "WHAT YOUR NAME TRIANGLE?" Obama ask.
"I am Bill." It sed. Obama grabbed teh triangle dude and shoved him in his briefcase. He den webt back to Dipper Boi and dropped Bill on the ground. "Here I found a trianegl."
"Now what." ask Dipper Boi.
"NOW YOU BREXSDDD"
And den soem things happenes~
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The Disaster on 5th Avenue
RandomPresident Obama decides to conduct a breeding experiment on little boys and interdemensional demons to see what happens. The result was the beautiful half human half floating triangle boy, Lazer Lemon aka Billdip for short. Billdip is a happy boi...
