The guild was split even before the shutdown began. The guild of Ain Ooal Gown had a civil war between two members for the role of leader which resulted in the loser leaving but taking a few members with him. What will happen when the cross paths i...
Touch Me: Yes leave your present on the table so we can get started
Ulbert: Who ever receives my gift will be surprised
Peroroncino: Like the kind ofsuprised that they were able to pull of that position or the I can't believe she's eating him kind
(Y/n): You have weird examples of surprised Pervy Birdy
Peroroncino: Don't call me that Part-time Pervert
(Y/n):Touche
Bukubuku: Boy's
(Y/n): You mean men right
Bukubuku: Nope
(Y/n): acts like he got shot in the heart Your word are like daggers piercing my very soul
Bukubuku: Overdramatic much
(Y/n): Only for you
Peroroncino: Hey stop flirting with my sister
(Y/n): whispers Have you told him yet
Bukubuku: whispers No and I don't plan on doing it anytime soon
(Y/n): Alright
Peroroncino: Hey are you two talking about me
(Y/n): That accusation can not be denied or confirmed
Bukubuku: I agree
Touch Me: Ok everyone is here so let's get started. Pull a random number out of this hat
(Y/n): That hat look familiar touches his head Hey that my hat!
Ulbert: Well I sure wasn't going to let him use mine
(Y/n): Sensei!
Ulbert: Oh your mad huh that's the only time you call me or Touch Me that
Peroroncino: That's why the only time people should put on hat's is during sex because that's one of the golden rules that must be followed for pet like us (y/n)
(Y/n): Uhh * How do I respond to that*
Bukubuku: Don't answer that idiot I call a brother!
Peroroncino: Hey!
Momonga: Hey guys let's just relax and enjoy our time together alright
B/P: Shut up!!
(Y/n): Never go into family matters dude that's something everyone should know by now
Momonga: Uh yeah of course
Touch Me: Alright everyone take a seat now!
Ulbert: Ooo is the might Touch Me getting angry
Touch Me: Let's just get started already
Ulbert: I'm number 5
Peroroncino: 4
Bukubuku: 6
Touch Me 3
(Y/n): 2
Momonga: 1
Touch Me alright you go first then Momonga
Momonga: Ok grabs one of the presents and opens it I got a mask
Ulbert: That's not any mask it's one I got from the Christmas event
Touch Me: Your next (y/n)
(Y/n): hmmmm grab a gift and opens it Nice this is a cool looking sword
Touch Me: That was from me I created it before we started the party. So I'm next grabs a gift and opens it Fantastic Lolis and Where to Find Them. Let me guess this was yours Peroroncino
Peroroncino: Guilty as charged. I'm next let's see how my luck is today pulls a gift out of the pile and opens it It's a summoning crystal
Touch Me: Then wait till the end to activate it since you don't know if i can't be assigned to anyone else after using it
Ulbert: I'll go next grabs the gift and open it This is a pleasant surprise a cape
Bukubuku: It's finally my turn opens the last gift It's a pack of healing potions
Touch Me: Ok since we all got our presents now you can use the summoning crystal
Peroroncino: I hope it's a cute girl that I can dress up and think lewd things about uses the crystal and in front of him it is covered it smoke
??: I ask you are you my master
Peroroncino: * It has to be that cute blonde babe from that anime so that means (y/n) programmed her in* Yes I am. Now come over here to papa!
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Buff Deer: Ok papa
Peroroncino: Oh shit! What the fuck is that! (Y/nnnn)!
(Y/n): Don't look at me dude I didn't create it I received it from a dev who was laughing like crazy when he gave me it. I didn't even know what was in there
Peroroncino: Let me see how long I'm stuck with him check the status Noooo I'm stuck with him for a whole year I can't even give a a stay command because I can't change the setting from follow it's glitched
(Y/n): Sorry Pervy Birdy if I new I wouldn't have used it as a gift
Touch Me: Alright let's end it off with a song. (Y/n)
(Y/n): I got you starts clearing his throat
Ulbert: Alright until next time see you later
Peroroncino: Bye guys
Bukubuku: Bye everyone
Touch Me: Bye
It's just Momonga and (y/n) now
Momonga: Hey (y/n) why did you call Ulbert sensei
(Y/n): Because just like you I was once weak. I may look human but that doesn't mean the human players didn't pick in me. Like how Touch Me saved you one day Ulbert saved me that's why I called him sensei to show it as a sign of respect for the one who showed me the way
Momonga: Okay
(Y/n): * Saved it he almost found out* Alright enjoy they rest of your day
Momonga: Same to you (y/n)
2 Christmas specials down one more to go. Zeon signing off
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