The guild was split even before the shutdown began. The guild of Ain Ooal Gown had a civil war between two members for the role of leader which resulted in the loser leaving but taking a few members with him. What will happen when the cross paths i...
Touch Me: Alright everyone the day that is the bane to every single persons life has come and with it a new event
Momonga: Well it must be good for you since your a married man
Touch Me: It is I have nice house a beautiful wife and a loving daughter but the best part is I get chocolate twice
Ulbert: Well unfortunately not all of us will be able to live a life like that. No matter how hard we work
Peroroncino: Enough about that tell me the juicy details of this year's Valentine's Event
Touch Me: They decided to do this year's event as a dating sim. So it's called the Dating Sim Dungeon quest
Momonga: What's the reward?
Touch Me: A legendary item and title for completing the event. Good thing is everyone in the guild gets the title without needing to participate so only one of us needs to complete it
Peroroncino: Well don't worry guys leave it all up to me
(Y/n): So is there anything more about the event secrets, requirements, anyone banned
Touch Me: The devs messaged me that Peroroncino is banned from participating because they now how he is
(Y/n): Sucks for you dude
Peroroncino: Why I just sent them a message about adding a sex mod to the game
(Y/n): Uhhh........... I don't see anything wrong with that request
Peroroncino: See you just get it. That's why I said we should come up with a group name the Perverts Alliance, Perverted Duo .........
Momonga: There he goes again
(Y/n): He's just lucky that his sister isn't here otherwise she'd knock some sense into him
Peroroncino: Well if I can't take part of it the next best choice is (Y/n)
Touch Me: I'm sure that is something we can all agree on. I wouldn't be a good choice because I'd feel like I'm cheating on my wife. Ulbert is to much of a pessimist and would chose the wrong choices on purpose. Peroroncino is banned and well Momonga is Momonga I don't think he'd even have the heart to play a dating sim
(Y/n): Alright I'll be your tribute for this game walks away
Peroroncino: See that. That's what you call a true gamer
Entering theDating Sim Dungeon
(Y/n): So where am I suppose to go now. I'm surrounded by forest so maybe I meet someone here
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