𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐒

special!

SEOUL BADASSES 👁👅👁
father, joshuji, jisoo, fafajun, horanghae, wonwoo., genius, fashionicon, min9yu, jeankirschtein, diva!, handsoap, chan(married!), chan(bang), catboy, edgelord, squirrel, superstar, seungmo, felix~, innie

diva!: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

handsoap: i swear i didnt write another junhao fic pls

jeankirschtein: no it has nothing to dO with your ship its a local thuG gang stEaling condoms and filling them with milk tea and then littering the milktea-filled condom around

genius: for the last time, who are you again^^?

jeankirschtein: IM SEOKMIN PLS

genius: and why is your name a character from aot?

fafajun: because jean and seokmin both have two swords and they look like horses

jeankirschtein: FOR THE LAST TIME

diva!: SO I GUESS WE'rE IGNORING THE CONDOM THUGS HUH

father: wait is that actually fr?

joshuji: yeah seokmin and seungkwan dealt with them earlier HAHAAHHA YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THEM ENTER THE GUEST HOUSE HOLDING CONDOMS

horanghae: aww condom boys

jeankirschtein: haha 😂 😐

wonwoo.: if you already dealt with it yourself then why did you broadcast it here? in the masterlist gc even?

diva!: BECAUSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOTEL BOYS' JOB

chan(married!): HEY USE THEIR COOL NAME STRAY KIDS

diva!: I COULD CARE FUCKING LES

father: there was a stakeout yesterday they're still probs asleep

jisoo: well if you didn't want to hold condoms filled with milktea(which are possibly mixed with you-know-what) then you should have messaged stray kids earlier and you probably wouldn't have been humiliated and inconvenienced?

joshuji: WOOOOOOH THAT'S MY JOSHUJI!!

genius: still gotta be a yandere huh

min9yu: you did not see me laugh at jihoon hyung's comment. you will not hit me again.

joshuji: >:(((((((

jisoo: your wrinkles are showing

joshuji: :))))

fashionicon: that's how fast jeonghan gets fooled by joshua. one day i could ask hyung to make me look like him and order you around smh

horanghae: omg good idea

min9yu: but temporary illusions fade when touched or smth

joshuji: hAhA in yoUr faCe

handsoap: wow nice clapback 👍