jalepnos
queen:
if i told you guys that i would become a professional hitwoman what would you say?
applepi:
how much to kill kuroo?
dinodaddy:
how much to kill yourself?
queen:
👁👄👁
those, good sirs, are completely free
applepi:
alright where do i sign?
queen:
for my hand in marriage?
no need sir we can skip straight to the ceremony 🥵
applepi:
👁👄👁💧
i'll pass
queen:
liam payne without the l
russian:
iam payne?
that doesnt make sense
applepi:
idiot
dinodaddy:
oh my god
bedhead:
wow
also why is my death free?
i am at least £100
queen:
tf am i going to do with £100?
applepi:
buy minecraft for the switch
queen:
HOLY SHIT YEAH
🔫😌 say bye kuroo
bedhead:
✋👁👄👁🤚
i have a wife and kids
dinodaddy:
we can survive without you
calm:
yeah
bye kuroo
heyheyhey:
IF YOURE GONNA TAKE MY BEST BRO IM GOING TO TAKE YOU
queen:
out on a date? sure
*bang bang*
bedhead:
*dies*
heyheyhey:
NO MY BRO
*checks kuroo's breathing*
applepi:
*hands over £100*
calm:
*drags away body*
dinodaddy:
*turning a blind eye*
orange:
O.O
what did i just witness
queen:
uh
CUT
great job guys
we made kuroo's death look SO real
right hinata?
orange:
uh-
applepi:
sO GOOD
calm:
very realistic
heyheyhey:
it brought tears to my eyes
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