jalepnos
queen:
im literally dying
oikawa wtf
the GREAT FUCKING DOOR:
HE WAS ASKING FOR IT
and you cant say otherwise bitch
hot ace:
oikawa wtf
i hear screaming and i look outside and you are pointing at a man and howling higher than a fuckin wolf
the GREAT FUCKING DOOR:
well im not good at beating people up
#pacifist
so i decided to bark and point and howl
orange:
wait why did you bark
queen:
because this old man asked me for my number
and he said "hey little one, lets get outta here."
dinodaddy:
what the fuck
queen:
i was hanging out with oikawa at the time and he got hit on too 😟
the GREAT FUCKING DOOR:
i was about to growl in this mans face after he spoke to y/n and then he turned to me and said
"is this your gay friend, he can come along"
WHAT THE FUCK
queen:
LIKE YOU CANT FUCKING OBJECTIFY HUMAN PEOPLE LIKE THAT
THAT DEHUMANISES THEM
LIKE GIRLS AND GUYS AND PALS CAN BE FRIENDS WITHOUT ANY OF THEM BEING QUEER
AND ALSO WHO STARTED THIS FUCKING STEREOTYPE IT PISSES ME OFF TO THE MAXIMUM
the GREAT FUCKING DOOR:
then this man had the FUCKING AUDACITY
TO LOOK AT ONE OF OUR CLASSMATES AND MAKE THE DIRTIEST FUCKING LOOK
queen:
AND WE ASKED HIM WHY HE LOOKED LIKE THAT
AND HE SAID "because hes dark"
I WAS READY TO BEAT THIS OLD WHITE MANS STANKY CRANKY FUNKY DUNKY ASS
FUCK OFF YOU RACIST FAT FUCK I HOPE YOU TRIP DOWN A SKYSCRAPER AND DIE
the GREAT FUCKING DOOR:
THEN HE TURNED TO US AND SAID "we still on for tonight" AND GAVE US A PIECE OF PAPER.
queen:
I STUFFED THAT SHIT UP HIS NOSE AND FLCIKED HIS FOREHEAD AND STARTED SCREAMING
the GREAT FUCKING DOOR:
THIS MAN WAS NOT GETTING THE HINT SO I STARTED BARKING AND HOWLING
AND HE HAD THE HONOR TO LOOK ABSOLUTELY MORTIFIED BEFORE TURNING AND RUNNING
dinodaddy:
and you both did this
without arguing?
queen:
oh absolutely
lately me and oikawa have been getting along great after i gave him my milk bread recipe
breadboy:
what can i say, milk bread unites the people
MY NAME CHANGED
OH MY OH MY
queen:
youre welcome
breadboy:
thank you queen
queen:
milk bread buddies
dinodaddy:
anyway what did this man look like
queen:
idk like a fuckin white man
he also looked like he was in a lot of debt
breadboy:
and in the middle of a midlife crisis
queen:
so basically he was a sad fuck
dinodaddy:
not very descriptive but i guess i could work with it
queen:
🤨
breadboy:
meaning?
dinodaddy:
oh its nothing..
nothing at all........
orange:
hm.
that sounds a lil sussy ussy bussy to me
queen:
just a lil freaky eeky deaky
king:
lil hmy tummy yummy
breadboy:
what
queen:
anyway whos up to play some among ass 😂🥲🥲😄😍🥰🥲🥰😍😁🥰😄😙🥲😂🥰😅😘🤨😍😘😂🥰😃😂
orange:
WHAT A TROLL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL /s
applepi:
im down
kuroo:
DOWN ON DEEZ NUTS 🤕🤕
was that a good one?
guys?
was it?
*applepi is offline!*
*king is offline!*
*orange is offline!*
*breadboy is offline!*
*everyone apart from kuroo and queen are offline!*
kuroo:
g-guys?
queen:
thats rough buddy :/
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