y/nhateslife:
you guys play volleyball right?
jesus:
yeah?
y/nhateslife:
have you ever gotten spiked in the balls?
shawty:
yeah 😔
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In which y/n l/n accidentally joins a Japanese Volleyball Discord because she wanted friends.
Dumb bit...
queen: apparently male spiders think that eyelashes are female spiders so they have sex with them and thats why theyre slimy when they wake up like idk if this is true but thinking about it makes me sick this is the worst day of my life dhmu going dark
dinodaddy: she crawled under my bed and is blasting as the world caves in she just ordered me to turn off the lights and crawl under with her help me
yamyam: muahahahah its beginning 👺
queen: someone help me hes kicking and punching me through the blankeuk
dinodaddy: oh nooo i feel so bad for you boohoo 😿😿😿 now stop being on your phone and socialise you dumb fuck
orange: can you feel the love tonight 😩
king: tsukishima is such a romantic 💕💞💞💕💖
the FUCKING GREAT DOOR: aw how sweet <333
queen: isnt he such a lover boy 💞
dinodaddy: why is it that you only side with oikawa when youre making fun of me
queen: what can i say? similar interests bring people together <3
dinodaddy: if that worked, we would have world peace by now now get off your phone
queen: youre not my dad
dinodaddy: youre right now get off your phone
~ 10 minutes later ~
queen: I GOT FUCKIN HOLLYBERRY FROM COOKIE RUN HAHSJS SUCK IT KENMA EAT YM DICK SUCK DEEZ NUTS
applepi: FUCK OFF HOW
queen: I DIDNT EVEN WISH ON HER BANNER AHAHSHAHA
applepi: FUCK YOU
queen:
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HAHAHAHAHSHS
dinodaddy: i leave to make more dinonuggies and youre on your phone again :/
orange: sorry but who's hollyberry?
applepi: shes an ancient cookie THAT FUCKING Y/N GOT
queen: youre just bad. so bad. suck it.
applepi: . fuck you.
queen: IM BETTER THAN KENMA AT EVERY SINGLE VIDEO GAME BECAUSE OF THIS SUCK IT PUDDING BOY
applepi: HUSH UP SHORTSTACK
queen: youre just mad im better than you admit it little bitch boy
applepi: id rather let kuroo play on my genshin account
deez nuts in your mouth: what the fuck kenma. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY NAME
queen: HSBDJDNDKDKCOEND
orange: HANDJSNSKDKD
king: LMAOOSNSJXNC
deez nuts in your mouth: YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
queen: IM GONNA VOMIT I FEEL SIXK I CAN FELL THE TEARS
deez nuts in your mouth: WHO DID THIS WHO DARE PUT
the FUCKING GREAT DOOR: DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUF
deez nuts in your mouth: MY NAME OH WHAT THE FUCK OIKAWA
queen: OIKAWA PLEASE JSJXIDD I CAN FEEL THE ABS FORMING man who knew oikawa had a single funny bone in him
hot ace: no hes not funny.
queen: i stand corrected
kuroo: there i changed my name
queen: man you suck
applepi: SUCK THIS DICK
queen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UOUVE WOUNDED ME KENMA IVE BEEN HIT
kuroo: first time? 🤕🤕🤕😱😱😱😰😰😰
queen: sigh of course he gets the last laugh OF COURSE
