Volleyboys || Haikyuu Chatfic

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→y/nhateslife just slid into the server.

stingyshima:
who tf is @ y/nhateslife

sugamama:
i dont know
you expect me to know a y/n?

y/nhateslife:
uhhello?

sugamama:
hyello
are you lost?

stingyshima:
sugawara-san
we're not in a grocery store
this is a group chat

y/nhateslife:
woah-
rude hoe
be nice to your friends

stingyshima:
i dont even know you and i already hate you

y/nhateslife:
ogey and?
pack it up salt bucket 🙄

deadchi:
why are you all up?
and who is y/n?

y/nhateslife:
hi
that would be me
lovely to grace you with my presence i know

stingyshima:
its really not

y/nhateslife:
yes it really is
im a lovely person 😌

stingyshima:
did i ask?

y/nhateslife:
pain.

stingyshima:
aw sad
too bad i dont care

y/nhateslife:
what are you?
a ten year old?
grow up

stingyshima:
i guarantee i am taller than you

y/nhateslife:
oh yeah?
im 10ft 11inches 😤

stingyshima:
the tallest person in the world is 8ft

y/nhateslife:
oh shit really?
im elite💅

stingyshima:
no really
how tall r u?

y/nhateslife:
you shall never know
where did the other two go?

stingyshima:
i dont know
prolly making out somewhere

y/nhateslife:
i ship

deadchi:
tsukishima!
we are trying to sleep
you know like humans are supposed to do?

y/nhateslife:
yo sleep is real?
i thought it was a hoax by the government-

stingyshima:
you know
i dont disagree
but you said it so i do

deadchi:
i quit-

*deadchi is now offline*

y/nhateslife:
oh-
did he just quit from being dead

stingyshima:
why am i still messaging you?

y/nhateslife:
because im amazing?
duh🙄

stingyshima:
mhm whatever floats your titanic

y/nhateslife:
YOU DID NOT-
IM CONDENSING-

stingyshima:
first of all, yes i did
second, gross
third, k bye

*stingyshima is now offline*

y/nhateslife:
great now im alone again
sad times 😔