online luv / k. kenma

thirty-eight

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yeah my boyfriends pretty cool
but he's not as cool as me 😔

Kenma
i'm the coolest mf out there "pretty cool" do I need to bang your head into a wall, and you, yeah you're pretty cool I guess .

Nadia
getting very much .. not good vibes ❤️
babe run away while you can pls :)

Kenma
@y/n if you want your pussy domestically abused, call me, other wise kodzuken out

Kuroo
he's mad cuz I killed his ass in arsenal

Nadia
we gonna ignore what he just said or ...

Kenma
YOU SAID
"if we're on different teams, I won't kill you cause we're bro's"

Bokuto
OKAY I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE ANYMORE
I KILLED YOU KENMA, IT WAS ME

Kenma
BITCH😭😭
YOU BROKE MY HEART💔💔💔
i never likes you anyways

Bokuto
but .. we were supposed to be friends forever 😿

Kuroo
CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONEEEE

Bokuto
I'll be with you from dusk till dawn 😔

Hinata
baby I'm right here 💔💔
smile through the pain brokuto

Bokuto
i got you Hinata.

Kageyama
bro
why do we lowkey play volleyball?😂🤷🏻‍♂️‼️

why am I lowkey famous?😂😂💯

Tsukishima
why are y'all lowkey fucking annoying

Llamaguchi
way to ruin the mood tsukishima

Tsukishima
shut up

Llamaguchi
uh I thought a chopstick said sum

shots have been fired 😵
help I cant stop acting like a middle aged woman It's so fun

Kenma
you need to stop

let's have a group call cause we're all so awesome!🤩
friends stick together!!😂😂

Nadia
y/n baby what are you doing .. lmk bc I'm not having it

Nadia Is Calling .  . .

You:
"la la la la"

Kenma:
"you are not Mafuyu, stop."

Yaku:
"mm yes, the sounds of a devil."

Tsukishima:
*android noises* "Shit can y'all hear me."

Everyone started laughing so Kei muted himself and ran to Akiteru to cry like a little bitch‼️🌚

Yamaguchi:
"you guys are so mean."

You:
"we should go christmas caroling."

Kuroo
"who's going to tell her."

Yaku:
"I will."

Kenma:
"no shut the fuck up I will,
y/n stop being stupid for once, christmas passed."

You:
"oh damn. JINGURU BRU JINGURU BERU SUZUGA NARU."

Hinata:
"Ooh yes. Bestfriend, show em your moves."

You:
"call me Mafuyu"

Hinata:
"ooh yes. Mafuyu, show em your moves."

Kageyama:
"how do I leave the call."
"I found it never mind."

Kageyama Added Oikawa !

Kageyama:
"what the fuck."

Oikawa:
"Hey bestfren."

You:
"is this the one-"

Kenma:
"why does nothing ever go right."

Tsukishima:
"i'm back, my brother said that you guys need to stop being mean .."

Kuroo:
"AGAGAHSGAGAG."

Nadia:
"bro that laugh."

Kuroo:
"you're hurting my feelings."

Oikawa:
"guys pay attention to me, I have the spotlight."

You:
"do you still want milkbread?"

Oikawa:
"WAIT, Y/N? YES YES."

You:
"so leave, and you still have no ass your username was a lie."

Oikawa Left The Call !

Kageyama:
"y/n doing gods work."

You:
"i'm awesome that's why."

Kenma:
"who lied to you?"

You:
"ALRIGHT BYE. on my way to listen to lana del ray and talk to my dinosaur plushie named Tsukishima about my mommy issues"

Tsukishima:
"why did you name your toy after me."

You:
"because you're so cute I plan on stealing you."

Kenma Kicked Y/n !

Kenma:
"she talk to much."

Hinata:
"but you still hit."

Kenma Kicked Hinata !