"it's like i love everything
about her and i don't want
to, because i'm scared."
"at least you're not
denying it anymore."
⌇WHERE kozume kenma
finds love online
Hospital Goodmorning, Y/n! This is an automated text message. Xxx-Hospital Would like to congratulate you, there's a baby on the way! Come back every two months for a checkup. See you soon!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY THERES SHIT GROWING IN MY STOMACH FUCK YOU I HATE YOU WHY ARE YOU LYING I HOPE YOU DIE THIS HOSPITAL BETTER BURN DOWN IM SEVENTEEN HELLO?? RESPOND BITCH FUCKING ROBOT HEAD ASS THIS IS WHY I LIKE SIRI BETTER ARE YOU THERE? HELLO???!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS.
KENMA
I LOSE MY PATIENCE EVERY DAY FUCK YOU ITS THE WEAK PULLOUT GAME FOR ME
Kenma WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID ANYTHING
LORD HAVE MERCY I HATE MEN🙏🙏 you better be praying for your precious hair rn 👀
Kenma NO FUCK YOU NOT MY HAIR
YEAH FUCK UR HAIR
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Kenma WAIT WHAT NO WAIT WAIT WHAT TF NO WAIT WHAT DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME I AM NO LONGER LOOKING ➖👄➖
this is your fault
Kenma H O W ?????!:&;&/&/&/&
IDK IT JUST IS UR A MAN SO YOU AUTOMATICALLY TAKE THE BLAME IT CANCELS OUT
Kenma fair enough CAN WE KILL IT😭
YES WE CAN PUSH ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Kenma I'M NOT PUSHING YOU DOWN THE STAIRS UR GONNA BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR DIFFERENT REASONS
WHAT PUSH ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Kenma I AM NOT PUSHING YOU DOWN THE STAIRS STOP
maybe if you insert your dick into me it'll impale the thing and it'll die
Kenma ARE YOU DUMB ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB
YOU NEVER KNOW TILL YOU TRY
Kenma WE WILL NOT BE DOING THIS this is why we take birth control🥰☺️
this is why we don't fuck in cars and not use a condom but nooooo men can't control themselves because they're men and they're stupid
Kenma THIS IS OUR FAULT
KENMA IM NOT ARGUING WITH YOU ANYMORE IM TELLING KUROO
Kenma WHY WOULD YOU TELL KUROO-?
UM SO HE CAN BEAT YOU UP
Kenma WHY DONT YOU BEAT ME UP lowkey into that
bc i cant hurt the thing inside me🥺
Kenma BUT-?????
BUT NOTHING i'm gonna name it heaven bc that's where it's going
Kenma WHAT NO BYEEYEHDHS
Kenma Is Offline !
HOSPITAL
Hospital it is in our deepest regrets that we come here to apologize to you, Ms.Y/n. Unfortunately, we got the tests mixed up, meaning the positive text belonged to someone else. There's always next time!
OH MY FUCKING SHIT I'M CRYING RN TEARS OF JOY I LOVE YOU
Hospital i ain't forget 🗣
WHAT
Hospital The recipient you are texting is unavailable!
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imagine thinking i was gonna put in a random pregnancy , that's mad weird💀
i went out w this person today and we got yakisoba and he fed me with chopsticks which means he kissed me😫🙏🏽 and they say romance is dead 🙄🙄
Also, to all the Nadia haters, pls go somewhere with yourself. If they hurt your fragile fucking ego so much stop reading - they're not stealing anyone from you, you're here for KENMA no one else, it's sad that you're hating on a character for no reason, what tf you want them to do? apologize?
