online luv / k. kenma

twenty-six

feelings no commitment
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[Kenma]:
okay

what's up😏😏✨

[Kenma]:
you've had crushes before right

way too many to count 🤤🤤✨✨💞

[Kenma]:
how did you deal with your feelings

deal? i got everyone i ever wanted so idek

[Kenma]:
ou i see you 😜‼️
anyways, how do i get rid of feelings

do you like someoneeee💞🦋

[Kenma]:
no
feelings no commitment sounds really nice doesn't it

it honestly does, also
don't lie to me
anyways
you cant get rid of them quickly
your heart wants what it wants, think of them doing something gross and your feelings could go away

[Kenma]:
💀💀.....
okay one more question

yes

[Kenma]:
do you like anyone now?

no
i stopped liking ppl after tERUs****

[Kenma]:
oh
anyways,
how many followers have you gained
how many have you lost

i've gained 200k in the last month
and i've lost 20k

[Kenma]:
bro what
i've only gained 50k
and i've lost like 100k

they probably switched fandoms and came to be because i'm better 🙈🙈🙈😍‼️
OOH HEY A
do you want to ✨c a l l✨

[Kenma]:
sure

Incoming call from Kenma . . .
[bold:kenma]
[Italic: you]

"Hey"

"ooh fun you responded first"

"yeah bc i called first"

"what are you doing ? are those gunshots in the back"

"bitch what. OH, i'm watching assassination classroom."

"koro sensei can lowkey get it"

"y/n."

"yes daddy"

"if you ever say that again i might just cry, he's an octopus. AN OCTOPUS"

"yeah..an octopus that can get it."

"i'm scared, and i feel like i'm in danger"

"i have that effect on people"

"are we going to end the act soon?"

"what act"

"the twitter act"

"oh, if you want,

i have a lot of subscribers on youtube. i make a lot of money already."

"how many do you- how do you have 1 million."

"what? i don't have a million."

"oh my god i have a million, how many do you have??!"

"2 million."

"no fair. how much money do you make weekly."

"1k"

"huh i only make 900- anyways i guess."

"have you gotten any better at genshin impact."

"bitch no, i don't know what i'm doing and these bouncy things keep coming after me."

"well okay. i guess, when you come to Nekoma i'll teach you how to play PROPERLY, k?"

"who says i'm coming to Nekoma."

"we have a game in a couple of weeks. lev already called your mom, and said you're both going, your brother too."

"why am i always the last to know stuff"

"um no, kenma i'll call you back, i need to go fight my lovely mother."

"kk, hop on 2k later."

"i will, bye. i love you~"

"i love you too, y/n."

"YOU SAID IT?"

"mhm"

"i might faint."

"if you don't go talk to your mom right now.."

"OH YEAH, K BYEE."

Call has ended . . .

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i cant breathe through either of my nostrils, my head hurts, my throat is score, my body is ACHING, my eyes are puffy, in conclusion..i hate it here 😍

also ty for 2k reads <3