Birdii | Technoblade

PR mess

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TWITTER

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Harry Stark | HStark
subscribe to technoblade
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Harry Stark | HStark
oh no
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harls keen | potatokeener
you have two accounts for a reason dumbass
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BeterBark | pbjparker
technically he has three, harls
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Harry Stark | HStark
SHH

ughnames | user1
WHAT

pain | user2
KING STANNING BLOOD GOD

ihatethis | user3
this is the best timeline

Technoblade | technothepig
what
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Harry Stark | HStark
NO YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING
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Technoblade | technothepig
okay?

Tony Stark | TStark
kid...
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Harry Stark | HStark
IM SORRY DAD
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Tony Stark | TStark
Pepper is going to kill you if the PR team doesn't get to you first
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Harry Stark | HStark
all i know is pain

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pesky bird | birddi
alexa how do i make my brothers stop calling me a simp
💬7.8k 🔄 15.4k ❤️52.9k
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Technoblade | technothepig
stab them
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pesky bird | birddi
listen, i left new york to keep myself from stabbing them. this is counterproductive
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Technoblade | technothepig
disown them
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pesky bird | birddi
tempting

grain | GrianMC
Prank them.
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pesky bird | birddi
teach me your ways
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grain | GrianMC
I'll DM you some plans?
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pesky bird | birddi
yes absolutely

usernms | user4
what happened?
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pesky bird | birddi
i posted on the wrong account and now im being bullied
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usernms | user4
but you havent posted on your first account?
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pesky bird | birddi
personal account
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srnms | user5
how many accounts do you have??
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pesky bird | birddi
well obviously too many

dream | dreamwastaken
WHO ARE YOU A SIMP FOR
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pesky bird | birddi
my mouth is shut
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harls keen | potatokeener
i can answer this
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dream | dreamwastaken
UM???
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pesky bird | birddi
i am a simp for no one
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harls keen | potatokeener
first of all, lies. you literally have hundreds of thirty minute long compilations of you fangirling over mumbo jumbo
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harls keen | potatokeener
second of all, you've been spamming us about the MCC teams since it was announced
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pesky bird | birddi
can't i be excited that i got in?
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harls keen | potatokeener
except you've been talking more about a specific someone
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pesky bird | birddi
i came out here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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dream | dreamwastaken
EXCUSE ME??
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pesky bird | birddi
you are excused

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Harry Stark | HStark
hello twitter. lucky for you, the pr team has allowed me to continue posting here
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Harry Stark | HStark
something about 'people probably liking my gen z posts'
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Harry Stark | HStark
frankly i can care less but at least i have permission to shitpost on this account

harls keen | potatokeener
you can simp on main now
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Harry Stark | HStark
never say 'simp on main' ever again
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harls keen | potatokeener
yeah, i didn't like it either

BeterBark | pbjparker
you should get a better user now
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Harry Stark | HStark
what's wrong with mine?
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BeterBark | pbjparker
it's too... Mr. Stark
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Harry Stark | HStark
fair
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Tony Stark | TStark
excuse me?
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Harry Stark | HStark
you are excused

Pepper Potts | CEOPotts
Please don't make us regret this.
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Harry Stark | HStark
pepper. you know me by now.
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Pepper Potts | CEOPotts
I do, and that's why I'm already regretting this.
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Harry Stark | HStark
love you pepper! <3

nms | user6
does this mean we get content?
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Harry Stark | HStark
if by content you mean me having an existential crisis but not wanting to worry my friends so i post on the account they don't know i have, then yeah, you're getting content

srsrsrnm | user7
do your friends not know about this account?
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Harry Stark | HStark
they don't know who i am. they're online friends. i'm very lonely irl.
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srsrsrnm | user7
that's sad
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Harry Stark | HStark
i completely agree

Technoblade | technothepig
more clout?
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Harry Stark | HStark
listen, you're literally the reason why i'm even using this account again. i'm like, pretty sure you've absorbed all my clout
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Technoblade | technothepig
you have 10.4M followers. i need to absorb the other 9M
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Harry Stark | HStark
sir if you keep replying, i'm going to have a meltdown
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Technoblade | technothepig
sir?
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Harry Stark | HStark
BYE

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