Birdii | Technoblade

Ooooh finally real life

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REAL LIFE

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Harry stretches from his bed, trying to keep his blush at bay. Placing his phone down on his pillow, the notification bell goes off. He ignores it and stands up to go to the bathroom, the one attached to his room.

His dad had insisted on getting him a penthouse when he moved out to do his masters. Harry couldn't fight him when the older man said that this was his last opportunity to provide for him.

Harry knew it was bull, considering Tony Stark is stubborn as shit and if he wanted to pay for his son's bills, then he damn will.

He's not blind to the money being silently transferred to his bank account, after all.

As he finished doing his business in the bathroom, Harry walks to his set up in front of his bed. He opens his computer and pulls up discord to answer the mention in the Hermitcraft server.

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DISCORD

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grain
@birdling I heard from your brother that you're planning a collab?

birdling
morning bub
anyway
yeah, since peeps will find out eventually
might as well have fun right?

mumblejumble
Good luck!

eksuma
Don't overwork yourself, though

birdling
i won't, don't worry

eksuma
You always make us worry

birdling
fair
anyways
i need to go and tweet at mr beast
also should i or should i not ft techno?

grain
Do it!

eksuma
How long have you been talking?

birdling
about a day or so

eksuma
A full day or just a few hours in the day?

birdling
well, we texted each other good morning and goodnight

eksuma
Yeah okay, go ahead.

grain
Can I be the flower girl?

birdling
grian, charles, my dearest friend
he probs isnt even interested in guys

grain
Ooohh so you do have a crush!

bridling
lies and slander

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REAL LIFE

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Harry feels his cheeks warm up again at Grian's teasing implications. Sure he has a crush on Techno, always have, but that didn't mean they'd get together. It was a dumb crush, and Techno probably isn't interested in men anyway.

Shaking his head, Harry opens up Twitter and starts typing. As he hit post, he stands up and goes to the kitchen downstairs, grabbing his phone before leaving. On the way, he texts Techno's number and receives a thumbs up in response.

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TWITTER

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not styles | harryS
hey @MrBeast i have some ideas you might like
💬42.7k 🔄 38.2k ❤️702k
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harls keen | potatokeener
that took a while
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BeterBarker | pbjparker
he was probably being a simp
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harls keen | potatokeener
lmao G just dmed me saying that yes, he was being a simp

MrBeast | MrBeast
What do you have in mind?
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BeterBarker | pbjparker
hi hello, i'm a huge fan, but as a representative of harry, please dm him. he is currently simping and most probably cooking
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MrBeast | MrBeast
Of course!
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harls keen | potatokeener
lmao pete started squealing in the middle of a class
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BeterBarker | pbjparker
stOP

Technoblade | technothepig
ah, so this is your plan
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Wilbur Soot | WilburSoot
Techno I didn't take you as the type to keep up with celebrities
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Technoblade | technothepig
have you not seen his old tweet?
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Wilbur Soot | WilburSoot
No?
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Technoblade | technothepig
scroll through his twt

user1 | user1
lmao do the sleepy bois not know harry stark simps for techno?
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Wilbur Soot | WilburSoot
Well I do now

Wilbur Soot | WilburSoot
@Ph1LzA look what Techno's done now
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Ph1LzA | Ph1LzA
Why are you tagging me in a celebrity's post?
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Wilbur Soot | WilburSoot
Because Techno is friends with this celebrity
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Ph1LzA | Ph1LzA
@technothepig is this true?
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Technoblade | technothepig
i'm on call so if you could not tag me, that'd be great
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Wilbur Soot | WilburSoot
They grow up so fast :,)
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Technoblade | technothepig
i hate you

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