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Morningblade

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harryS
so what acc should i use to dm you?

technothepig
good morning to you too

harryS
fr i didn't expect you to be awake

technothepig
i'd say i didn't peg you as an early bird too, but that's a lie
you are a hermit, after all

harryS
that's fair
a lot of hermits are known for insanely grinding

technothepig
you are too
don't think i didn't watch your latest episode

harryS
it's still weird that someone other than my brothers know who i am

technothepig
don't change the subject

harryS
you literally did that with my initial question

technothepig
shut
anyways
you literally mined for, according to you,
eight hours straight 
for redstone
instead of buying it somewhere

harryS
i wanted to save diamonds!

technothepig
well, i do believe that
but seriously
you can't exclude yourself from the hermits who "insanely grind"

harryS
stop
complimenting me is illegal

technothepig
guess i'll go to jail then

harryS
i hate you sm

technothepig
sure you do
oh hey, if you hate me
does that mean you don't want to call?

harryS
UM

technothepig
is that a yes or a no?

harryS
it's a LET ME PANIC FOR A SEC

technothepig
right, well i'll let you panic while i make breakfast

harryS
i want breakfast

technothepig
i thought you were panicking?

harryS
oh no, i definitely am
just turned off caps because they scare me

technothepig
fair
anyway, eat breakfast

harryS
i would, but i need to consult the other hermits bout smth

technothepig
can't it wait?

harryS
if you want me to stop freaking out about talking to you
then no
this can't wait at all

technothepig
huh
that's kinda adorable

harryS
technosoft?
softblade?

technothepig
shut up

harryS
lmao yes sir
oh and hey
can i ft you while i cook?

technothepig
i'll probably be cooking too
but sure
here's my number
XXX-XXX-XXXX

harryS
pogchamp <3

technothepig
no

harryS
:(

technothepig
:p

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