Y/n: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?
Angel Dust: Punch him in the stomach, and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Niffty: Tackle him.
Vaggie: Dump him.
Husk: Kick him in the shin.
Alastor: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Y/n: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Blitzø: *reaches for the butter*
Moxxie: *also reaches for the butter*
Stolas: *comes out of nowhere with a stick of butter in his hands* You needed me, babe?
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Charlie: Are you in love with Y/n?
Husk: *sweating and red* No...
Charlie: Then why did you write '(Your/first/initial/here) + H' in hearts every where?
Husk: It stands for 'You're heartbroken'.
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Loona: Why are you smiling?
Blitzø: What? Can't I just be happy?
Y/n: Moxxie tripped and fell on our way out of the portal.
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Y/n: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Stolas: *swallows the key* Truly unfortunate.
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Y/n: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Angel Dust: You're too hot, but I can still eat you.
Y/n: *blushes*
Angel Dust: *Winks at her*
Vaggie: I just want one dinner... ONE DINNER.
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Husk: Love is weak. It’s an evolutionary mistake.
Angel Dust: You literally asked Niffty to make a valentine's day card for Y/n.
Husk with Niffty, pointing a glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, Angel.
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Millie: Why are yours and Y/n's tounges purple?
Blitzø: We had slushies. I had a red one.
Millie: Oh.
Blitzø: Y/n's was blue.
Millie: ...
Millie: OH.
Moxxie: You drank each other's slushies?
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Angel Dust: I made tea.
Vaggie: I don't want tea.
Angel Dust: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Vaggie: Then why did you tell me?
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Random[OLD] (⚠️WARNING THIS IS ON A HIATUS I REPEAT THIS IS ON A HIATUS⚠️)When a sweet girl like Y/n ends up in a bad situation, which leads to hell, it started off like the worst day of her life, until she made friends, and... a possible lover? (Special...
