Alastor shenanigans

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(Decades after)
Niffty: I heard you're gonna be a papa soon, sir! Are you excited?

Alastor: Pff, why would I be excited as something as silly as a baby?

*Alastor meets his and Y/n's kid for the first time*

Ally (their kid): *Cooing adorably*

Alastor: OH NO.

Alastor: Ok, ok, can you say 'The Radio Demon'?

Ally: Ra...Ra...Rasio Domen?

Alastor: Not bad, now try saying 'you're never fully dressed without a smile.'

Ally: You...nevell...with no simle?

Alastor: No good, huh?

Ally: P-pa...

Alastor: Oh? What are you trying to say now?

Ally: Papa!

Alastor: OH NO.

(Years later)

Alastor: I'm gonna storm Vox's life.

Ally: Sounds fun!

(Alastor and Ally see extermination angels)

Alastor: Look at those angels, I'm gonn kick their asses!

(Ally and Alastor lean in to see inside a well)

Ally: I found lots of cool stuff down here!

Alastor: I'm gonna go down there and slaughter every living thing I find!

(Alastor and Ally see Porn Studios)
Alastor: See that place?

Ally: Yeah, it's Valentino's! You said if I become like that, you'll destroy me!

Alastor: I'M GONNA DEMOLISH IT!

Ally: *hums in uncertainty*

(Alastor and Ally witness a turf war)

Alastor: See all those demons?

Ally: *Distressed* PLEASE DON'T KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE!

(A/n: I remembered this video recently, and I thought it would be cute if I did a Hazbin Hotel version. If you want, I could make all of Y/n's kids' bios for fun, as well as some oneshots and scenarios to go along with it. And I'm super hyped up knowing next episode will be release tomorrow! I'll be sure to read and do the next episode! Thanks for reading!)

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