Vaggie: Alastor can't be good at everything! Maybe he's a bad kisser?
Y/n: Nah. He's good at that too.
Vaggie: WHAT?!
Y/n: *acting surprised* WHAT?!
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Y/n: Don't be ridiculous, Stolas doesn't have a crush on me!
Blitzø: Yes he does.
Loona: Yes he does.
Octavia: Yes he does.
Stolas: *with chocolates and flowers* Yes I do!
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Charlie: You know, Alastor, you need to start reacting when people cry.
Alastor: But I do.
Charlie: Ok, let me rephrase:
Charlie: You can't rely on Y/n to tell you every time when to react.
Alastor: Oh.
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Stolas: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Y/n a tiny bit.
Octavia: You literally doodled your wedding invitation.
Stolas: That's our joint tombstone.
Octavia:...
Octavia: Oh, my mistake...
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Alastor: Friendships are weird.
Alastor: Like, I would destroy the entire human race for Y/n, but I won't let Angel Dust make eye contact with me.
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(Future AU)
Angel Dust: I hate my last name.
Y/n: Why?
Angel Dust: Because it's not yours~
Y/n:...
Y/n: Angel, your last name is L/n as well.
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Y/n: What's a thot?
Angel Dust: It's a thoughtful person.
*later at dinner*
Vaggie: Here's the salt, Y/n.
Y/n: Thanks Vag! You're such a thot!
Alastor: *sPIts out his water*
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Y/n, reading a magazine in the human world: Hello people who do not live here.
Lucifer: Hey.
Vox: Hi.
Valentino: Hello.
Velvet: Hey!
Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Stolas: We ran out of Doritos.
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Vaggie: You took Y/n's virginity!
Angel Dust: Sorry, won't happen again.
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Y/n: It was a freak accident!
Lucifer: Like Charlie's dream.
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Angel Dust: I would die for Y/n.
Husk: We all would. Shut up.
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(The characters flirting with Y/n)
Stolas: My dear~ (seductively)
Striker: Darling~ (condescendingly)
Blitzø: Shakira (Shakira)
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Alastor: They'll let anyone is this place.
Vaggie: That must be why you're here.
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Blitzø to Y/n: I wanna order takeout and watch Twilight with you.
Millie: That's relationship goals.
Blitzø: *puts arm around Y/n* Everyone wants what I have.
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Valentino: Tell me your wildest fantasy~
Y/n: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard, it lights on fire.
Valentino: No Y/n, I meant like-
Y/n: Everyone claps.
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(A/n: This is alot more shorter than my other chapter, but this is all I can come up with. I'm extremely busy in real life because I'm still in school and we have final exams atm. I hope this long ass hiatus didn't piss you off. Thank you for reading!)
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