The Unhappy Hotel and Copyright Violations

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Robo Fizz: I'm calling it the Unhappy Hotel! A place where sinners can to be bad and not tempted by silly ideas like 'redemption' and 'friendship'.

Robo Fizz: Here we have some of our lovely staff and clients:
Vagina
Devil Sand
Shiffty
Alastair
Shell
(Bad/alteration/of/your/name)

Robo Fizz: We've already had loads of sinners already interested! Isn't my UNIQUE and completely ORIGINAL idea so clever?!

Everybody but Alastor: *holding back Charlie*
Vaggie and Y/n: CHARLIE NO!

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Robo Fizz: I'm flattered, really... but don't you think you should get your own look?

Charlie: *Rips a picture with the words, 'Be happy!' On it*

Vagina: Sorry hun, I gotta go... There's some weird, one eyed dwarf glaring at me...

Vaggie: *death glare*

Devil Sand: OH MY GOSH, I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!! CAN YOU SIGN MY BOOB?! CAN I TAKE A PICTURE?! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! CAN I SEE YOUR FEET?! WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS!

Angel Dust: Let go of me... please... I don't like you...

Shell: *carrying Husk's alcohol and Y/n*

Husk: MOTHERF**KER! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY ****! PUT HER DOWN NOW!

Shell: No. Touch. Shell.

Shiffty: *picking her nose* Do you want some?

Niffty: *spraying her*

B/a/o/y/n: Ugh, you disgusting little slutty piece of shit bitch-

Y/n: WHATEVER I DID I'M SORRY JUST PLEASE CALM DOWN!

*Later*

Alastor: *eating Alastair and B/a/o/y/n's leg* A couple fellows who look like me and you? I'm sure I don't what you are talking about my dear... *laughs*

(A/n: I know I haven't updated in a while. I've been pretty sad lately, but I'm glad I got something done! I also thought it would've been accurate if Y/n was a total bitch as a swap persona, since she's such a sweetheart :,). Anyway, thank you for reading!)

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