Damian Wayne has many secrets, big secrets too. Like how he has been thrown in the pit more than once, he's not cold-hearted just acting. He's Bisexual!? and get this he's a famous superstar. Fuck! He's in love with his stepbrothers too?
How has he...
So this is not apart of the actual plot it's just a bit extra parts for scenes I would like to write and you would probably like to read!
Forwarning please do not, I repeat do not get your hopes high when you see an update and it says Bonus, because they are shorter...
Much, much shorter than normal updates. Most likely half the words that I usually write but I hope you little spirits enjoy it
Ghostly~
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Dick: Oh snap, shit's about to go down.
Bruce: Why would I need to know something that isn't important?
I stood up quickly getting a bag of chips out of the cupboard before sitting at the kitchen counter, I am so ready for this.
Alfred: Excuse me?
I watched as Bruce gulped and quickly turned his heel speedwalking up the stairs.
Completely involved with this now, I abandoned the bag of chips before looking behind me only to see that Timmy, Jay, and even Dami were interested in where this was going.
Alfred: Why are you running!? Why are you running!?
Jay: He fucken didn't! Did he just?!
Tim: Yes, yes he did.
Bruce: Because I have better things to do?
We watched as Bruce gulped slightly shaking.
Alfred: BUT I GOTA WATERMELOOOONE
Tim: That didn't even make sense in this context but I'm too afraid of Alfred to get bashed right now.
I gulped staring in amazement.
Dick: I second that.
Dami: Wait until he uses the pudgy.
We watched in fear as Dami laughed maniacally.
Alfred: Grrrrrrer OWA OWA OWA.
Bruce: Owww LET GO! LET GO! LET GO! IM SORRY I WOUNT EVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN! IT WAS A MISTAKE ONE IVE GREATLY LEARNED FROM!
..... 2 Minutes later.
I shivered watching this torture method.
Alfred: Now, repeat after me. I will not look away from the screen.
Bruce shivered before letting a tear slip.
Bruce: I will not look away from the screen.
Alfred: Tik Tok will teach me the ways.
Bruce: TiK tOK WiLl tEaCh Me tHE WaYs.
Alfred: Free Sha Vacado!
Bruce: Fresh Avocado?
Alfred's brow twitched before he turned up the phone volume
Alfred: Say it right.
Bruce: Ok Ok! I'm sorry!
Alfred: Say it! * He turned up the volume louder *
We cringed before gulping and slowly closing the door.
Jay: Well boys I think we've learned a lesson from this.
Dami: Always stay with the times and watch daily memes.
We nodded in agreement.
*Bang* We jumped scrambling away from the door, grimacing in pity as the last word we heard...
Alfred: You have upset Pudgy for the last time!
Narrator Pov
Since then no one has ever dared not pay attention when Alfred watches Meme's on the big screen Tv again, and pudgy has stayed locked away deep down Fore-
