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Things Bizarre, Kuniva, Kon Artis, Eminem, Proof and Swifty probably said at some point [Quotes not mine. Credits go to their owners.]

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by jurdanswannabechild

by jurdanswannabechild

Marshall: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Proof, whispering: Hailie, why are there little handprints on the wall?

Hailie, whispering back: Because I have little hands

Proof, out loud: Because she has little hands

Swifty: I started seeing someone

Bizarre: As in dating or hallucinations?

Shady: Hey Rondell, do you remember that time-

Rondell: I remember everything that's ever happened to me and frequently wake up screaming because of it, so yeah, probably

Shady:

Shady: jesus christ

Author's note

one chapter left, guys!