Bizarre: I want to suck your blood!
Swifty: You're dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire
Bizarre: He eats theatre people
Swifty: No, he doesn't
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[at Hailie's baptism]
Proof, raising a glass: To my new goddaughter, I say this:
Proof: You have released me. This monster is yours now
Author's note
1. Okay, but I think Bad Guy (Stan's sequel) is a great song and I'm so sad that not only it's so underrated, but a lot of people seem to not understand that it's about Stan's little brother, Matthew, back for revenge. And the third verse? I get chills every time I listen to it
2. Just like @mutlixfictions said, sometimes love stories get BORING. Please, someone write something inspired by The Kids (another fav Em track of mine), where Shady is a teacher. I just- I just want to read some weird shit, y'all
3. I've just realized I talk too much on this author's notes. Sorry for bothering you with my chatter. Feel free to skip these things and only read the IQs
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(In)correct D12 Quotes
HumorThings Bizarre, Kuniva, Kon Artis, Eminem, Proof and Swifty probably said at some point [Quotes not mine. Credits go to their owners.]
