(In)correct D12 Quotes

hunger games simulator

we're back again, fellas

Highlights of the first hunger games

Swifty pushes Kon off a cliff during a knife fight (damn)

Slim Shady falls into a frozen lake and drowns (my expectations for this man are way too high)

Ken Kaniff picks flowers (yeah, man. it's not like you're in the hunger games, right?)

Eminem, Britney Spears and Stan successfully ambush and kill MGK, Proof and Kuniva (Em's gone crazy. pun intended)

Swifty and Bizarre hold hands (i'm laughing)

Eminem and Budden work together for the day (yeah, Em lost it)

Swifty tends to Bizarre's wounds (okay, can somebody help me understand what is going on between THESE TWO?)

Royce tries to sing himself to sleep (*caterpillar flashback*)

Feminem poisons Swifty's drink. Swifty drinks it and dies (CONGRATULATIONS, FEM. YOU'VE JUST RUINED SWIFTY AND BIZARRE'S LOVE STORY, YOU MONSTER)

Stan tends to Matthew's wounds (just two crazy brothers looking out for each other)

Feminem kills Matthew as he tries to run (did Fem in heels just outrun Matthew?)

Fifty convinces Rondell Beene to snuggle with him (two bros sittin' in a hot tube-)

Dina Rae strangles Eminem after engaging a fist fight (why does this simulator always make Em as some weak ass, useless, back-stabbing little bitch?)

[y'all, Dina Rae has just won this hunger games. how is that even-]

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Highlights of the second hunger games

MGK grabs a shovel (DID HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO FOR RAP DEVIL-)

Stan forces Crooked to kill Proof or MGK. Crooked refuses to kill, so Stan kills him instead (Crooked is a real one)

Slim Shady cries himself to sleep (why are you so weak)

Slim Shady runs away from Budden (WHY ARE YOU SO WEAK)

MGK tends to his wounds (because you're a lonely little bitch, that's why)

Eminem pushes Budden off a cliff during a knife fight (YASS THAT'S MY MAN)

Rondell Beene and Proof fight Kon and Royce. Kon and Royce survive (i just- i just want Proof to win. is that too much to ask for?)

Fifty stabs Slim Shady with a tree branch (DAMN FIFTY)

[EM WON YASS]